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Global Info Research announces the release of the report “Global Biomedical Implant Material Market 2023 by Manufacturers, Regions, Type and Application, Forecast to 2029” . The report is a detailed and comprehensive analysis presented by region and country, type and application. As the market is constantly changing, the report explores the competition, supply and demand trends, as well as key factors that contribute to its changing demands across many markets. Company profiles and product examples of selected competitors, along with market share estimates of some of the selected leaders for the year 2023, are provided. In addition, the report provides key insights about market drivers, restraints, opportunities, new product launches or approvals, COVID-19 and Russia-Ukraine War Influence.
According to our (Global Info Research) latest study, the global Biomedical Implant Material market size was valued at USD 20080 million in 2022 and is forecast to a readjusted size of USD 33230 million by 2029 with a CAGR of 7.5% during review period. The influence of COVID-19 and the Russia-Ukraine War were considered while estimating market sizes.
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Global Biomedical Implant Material market size and forecasts, in consumption value), sales quantity, and average selling prices, 2018-2029
Global Biomedical Implant Material market size and forecasts by region and country, in consumption value, sales quantity, and average selling prices, 2018-2029
Global Biomedical Implant Material market size and forecasts, by Type and by Application, in consumption value, sales quantity, and average selling prices, 2018-2029
Global Biomedical Implant Material market shares of main players, shipments in revenue, sales quantity, and ASP, 2018-2023
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To determine the size of the total market opportunity of global and key countries
To assess the growth potential for Biomedical Implant Material
To forecast future growth in each product and end-use market
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This report profiles key players in the global Biomedical Implant Material market based on the following parameters - company overview, production, value, price, gross margin, product portfolio, geographical presence, and key developments.
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The Biomedical Implant Material market is segmented as below:
Market segment by Type
Metal Polymer Ceramic Composite Material
Market segment by Application
Orthopaedic Cardiac Surgery Neurosurgery Plastic Surgery Dental Other
Major players covered
Medtronic Abbott Laboratories Johnson & Johnson ZimmerBiomet Stryker Boston Scientific Smith+Nephew B-Braun Straumann Danaher Corporation Dentsply Sirona Cook Medical Terumo MicroPort
The Main Contents of the Report, includes a total of 15 chapters:
Chapter 1, to describe Biomedical Implant Material product scope, market overview, market estimation caveats and base year. Chapter 2, to profile the top manufacturers of Biomedical Implant Material, with price, sales, revenue and global market share of Biomedical Implant Material from 2018 to 2023. Chapter 3, the Biomedical Implant Material competitive situation, sales quantity, revenue and global market share of top manufacturers are analyzed emphatically by landscape contrast. Chapter 4, the Biomedical Implant Material breakdown data are shown at the regional level, to show the sales quantity, consumption value and growth by regions, from 2018 to 2029. Chapter 5 and 6, to segment the sales by Type and application, with sales market share and growth rate by type, application, from 2018 to 2029. Chapter 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11, to break the sales data at the country level, with sales quantity, consumption value and market share for key countries in the world, from 2017 to 2022.and Biomedical Implant Material market forecast, by regions, type and application, with sales and revenue, from 2024 to 2029. Chapter 12, market dynamics, drivers, restraints, trends, Porters Five Forces analysis, and Influence of COVID-19 and Russia-Ukraine War. Chapter 13, the key raw materials and key suppliers, and industry chain of Biomedical Implant Material. Chapter 14 and 15, to describe Biomedical Implant Material sales channel, distributors, customers, research findings and conclusion.
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Whereever you go, there are fat, lazy people who are living sad lives, doing nothing productive and being content being absolute losers, and I'm fed up with it.
People seem to not be able to grasp that any form of improvement comes with sacrifices. Every "maybe try to eat healthie exercise more" is met with "but I would still like to enjoy my fries and milkshake sometimes/ I am not training to be an olympic athlete". The amount of people that think walking ten minutes to a grocery store, or cycling to work for five kilometers is too far is ridiculous. All they do is eat crap foods and sit on the couch.
So many people nowadays bring their mental baggage with them and are unwilling to do anything about it. OF COURSE someone who weighs double of what should be considered normal is mentally fucked up. No one in their right mind would live like this. So I understand that sometimes people go through shit when they are like this. But the amount of people that are satisfied with it, that are completely unbothered by a lack of standards, is too damn high.
The lack of discipline is the source of so many problems we have in our society. Healthcare is fucking clogged because people are not self-reliant. Instead, they have the doctor as their last resort. I fucking loved David's comeback after his fucked up knee and ankle surgeries: he defied what we see as "normal" recovery, because he put in the fucking work. Too many people think going to a doctor once a month or seeing a physiotherapist once a week is enough for their rehabilitation. No motherfucker, you need to work for this! Lack of discipline is everywhere! How many cars are stuck in traffic because people are unwilling to walk even 15 minutes? People are so fucking undisciplined: look at the side of the roads or the sidewalks. Full of garbage!
People do not have the discipline to 1) not eat crap from McD and those places and then 2) do not even have the decency to fucking take their garbage home or put it in a trash can. Yesterday outside of our apartment block, I found an empty package of cigarettes on the ground, less than 10 meters away from the garbage can. It's never rice with chicken you suddenly find on the side of the road; it's always crap like cigarettes, junkfood, plastic candy wrappers and all that nonsense.
It drives me mad to hear just excuses everywhere! /rant
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PS. I love seeing all of you hard motherfuckers out here, running through rain, mud, snow, uphill. You are a bunch of inspiring badasses who are the bright lights of society. STAY HARD!

We were intoxicated and got into an argument. He apologized and insists he did not mean it, and it was because I “provoked him”. Neither of us recall what I said to provoke him. He is aware that I struggle with body image issues. He constantly insists that I am hot/beautiful but it’s hard for me to believe him after this comment. He follows a lot of conventionally attractive instagram models on a daily basis which has impacted my self-esteem. I’m taking this pretty hard. We do not argue a lot and the relationship is fine otherwise.
My looks are very Important to me. I am not overweight (5’6” 110lbs), exercise regularly, I and invest a lot of money and time in order to maintain and enhance my appearance, which has included multiple plastic surgeries, some fillers, botox, etc. I am still showing signs of aging and have an awkward face but I would not consider myself to be unattractive. I will never be able to compete with instagram models, though.
Should I let it go or is this toxic?
TL;DR: Partner told me I’m not hot during an argument. Claims he did not mean it. I invest lots of time, money and energy into maintaining my appearance and I found this insulting. Should I get over it?

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I've been told by 2 doctors yes that my surgery would just have to be in the hosptial while other2 doctors have denied me completely even though it is the MINOR disorder, that it is still part of the thalassemia family and I would be too risky and dangerous, or need blood transfusions, could pass out or possibly death ? thoughts and opinons? more research needs to be done on this, I see a lot of girls dying in Miami from Plastic surgery from Doctors who do not take enough training or know what their doing.

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Pictures Show everything that is included with the knife. Every knife has a video.
Yolo takes priority over anything. I'm willing to listen to offers! I am also looking to sell all my knives, not to trade them. I'm hoping to get these all sold!
I'll have these knives shipped out USPS Priority Mail to where they need to go (USA).
Let me know if you have any questions!
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Gavko Thresher

• Specs: S35VN Blade, Titanium Handle (Aqua), 3.6” Blade Length
• Condition: I bought this knife as a collection piece and ended up carrying it once. This knife has never cut, never been sharpened, blade is perfectly centered, 0 blade play. There are a few EXTREMELY small scratches on the scales- I had to use a flashlight to see them and even then I couldn’t tell if it was the finish or a scratch.
• SV: 105

Protech GodFather

• Specs: Maple Burl Inlays, DLC Black Blade, Plain Edge, 154CM Blade Steel, 4” Blade Length
• Condition: This knife has never been used, sharpened, or carried- just collected. The blade snaps out extremely fast. The knife’s DLC has 0 chips or imperfections. On the clip side, the maple burl inlay has a few small marks/scuffs (shown in the video) one is under the clip and two are near the end of the knife. The blade leans a hair towards the show side. There is a VERY small amount of blade play. The knife still feels extremely solid in hand.
• SV:115

Lynch North West Chris Reeve Knives Deep Carry Clip - Model 1

• Specs: This pocket clip is still sealed in the plastic bag it came in. This pocket clip comes with everything- all documents, stickers, pocket clip, etc (see picture). This pocket clip comes with the fade anodization.
• SV: 65

Soque River Knives Lev-R-Lok

• Spec: This knife is from the 80’s made by Soque River Knives (Camillus). Lockback, Stainless Steel Blade.
• Condition: This knife is in great condition for its age. This knife has never been used or carried. There are scratches throughout the blade and on the lock. There is blade play from all directions (still feels pretty solid though). Blade leans towards show side.
• SV:45

CRKT P.E.C.K 10th Anniversary

• Specs: Rainbow Finish, 1.63” Cutting Edge, 2.63” Closed
• Condition: This knife has never been used to cut with, carried, or sharpened. Just a little and not for me. The smallest scratches can be seen on the blade under close inspection with light.
• SV: 20

CRKT Hissatsu Folder

• Specs: Aus-8 Blade Steel
• Condition: Had this knife at about 10 years old. It’s been used and poorly sharpened (didn’t know what I was doing at that time, just loved the knife). There is quite a bit of wear throughout the blade and clip. Action is perfect though.
• SV: 15

CRKT Iraqi Freedom Desert Cruiser

• Specs: 3.75” Hollow Ground Blade, 9” Overall
• Condition: This knife is in perfect condition. Never been used, carried, or sharpened. Very smooth, perfect centering, minimal blade play (I would tighten the pivot but don’t have the bit ATM).
• SV: 30

CRKT Neck P.E.C.K

• Condition: Never used or carried, includes sheath and lanyard. Brand New Condition.
• SV: 15

CRKT Serengeti Hunter

• Condition: This knife is in excellent condition. I’ve never used this knife, carried it, or sharpened it. This knife has been sitting in my collection for a while. There are small scratches throughout the handles (there is a manual in the box that explains how small scratches are normal due to the fact that two small knives are within the knife’s handles. These small knives rub against the handles when taken out and put back in.
• SV: 20

CRKT M16

• Condition: Never used, carried, sharpened. There is lock stick and small blade play (haven’t tightened the pivot). This knife is in brand new condition.
• SV: 30

CRKT M21

• Condition: Brand New In Box- Never sharpened, carried, or used. Extremely smooth, 0 play, well centered. This knife is Brand New In Box.
• SV: 30

Benchmade Bali-Song AFO

• Condition: I’ve had this knife in my collection for a long time. The blade and pouch say Boli-Song, Clip has some small scratches throughout (see video). This knife is in Excellent Condition.
• SV: 110

Benchmade Stryker Auto Police Special 141/250

• Condition: Small amount of blade play, the only sign of wear is a very small white spot towards the pivot of the knife. Blade is centered and action is snappy. Blade steel is 154CMThis knife is Like New In Box.
• SV: 150

Benchmade 7500S Auto Tanto ½ Serrated

• Condition: Blade is centered and I can’t find any signs of wear. The blade has some play in all directions but the blade feels very sturdy in hand. This knife is Brand New In Box.
• SV: 110

Benchmade Tether Pre-Production 814/1000

• Condition:This knife has never been used, carried, or sharpened. This knife is Brand New In Box.
• SV: 75

Benchmade 9700 Auto - Emerson Design

• Condition: This knife is in perfect condition. There are no signs of wear anywhere other than the pocket clip. You can see scratches but nothing has scratched through the black coating. This knife has very very minor up and down play and is well centered for a chisel ground knife. This knife DOES NOT have a box. It does include the plastic pouch as well as the manual. Like New In Box without the Box.
• SV: 80

Microtech Scarab Executive D/E- 09/2012

• Condition: This knife is like new in box. The only sign of wear is on the button. Other than that, this knife has never been used, carried, or sharpened. Just used as a collection piece. The blade steel is S35VN
• SV: 535

Microtech QD Scarab S/E - 07/2004

• Condition: This knife is Brand New In Box. This knife comes with all paperwork and includes goodies, (see picture). This knife has never been used, cut with, or carried. I noticed the button/slide rattles when moved while blade is deployed, but that is how it came to me as I am the first owner (at end of video)
• SV: 535

Microtech Dragonfly 11/2002

• Condition: This knife has only ever been flipped. The only signs of wear are on the bottom where the latch is. This knife is in Like New In Box condition. Blade steel is 14-4CrMo. The outer sliding part of the box is missing (gone while moving). Everything else is included.SV: 275

Microtech Socom Elite Auto Signature Series Bronzed Spear Point - 12/2018

• Condition: This knife is Brand New In Box and has never been used. Perfectly centered as well. M390 Blade Steel.
• SV: 300

Microtech Socom Alpha Fixed Blade - 12/2016

• Condition: Brand New In Box. This knife has an Elmax Blade with Carbon Fiber Handles and Bronzed Hardware. DLC Blade.
• SV: 215

I don’t look like what I want to look like. To make myself feel better I always tell myself that one day the life I imagine for myself will be true . My physical appearance will be what I dream for it to be…but sometimes I think about all the little comments people have said to me, I think about all the little things that hurt me and triggered my bdd and I think about all the horrible angles I have and it never fails to remind me that I hate myself and that I have to work so hard to look the way I want to instead of just naturally looking like that or having the money for plastic surgery like most beautiful women . When I think about that I go into a depressive episode and I have this fantasy where I drown myself in a beautiful ocean. Sometimes I really do think i’ll have what I really want , but i don’t feel like waiting. I just wanna give up.

Can you get Plastic surgery, Liposuction, BBL, or Breast Augmentation if you have Thalassemia MINOR blood disorder?2 doctors have told me my surgery would just have to be in the hospital while other 2 doctors have denied me and said it would be too risky, even though I don't have any medical conditions only the thalassemia, never been under anesthesia and never had surgery before so I'm getting told yes and no, I'm just doing my research because there is not enough information online about this, and more research has to be done. Doctors in Miami who do plastic surgery have a lot of patients with medical problems and death even. They need more training and more information needs to be done and out in the public.

CW: Reference to childhood abuse/toxic parenting.
So let me preface this by saying I am estranged from my mother and have been for most of my life. She is a paranoid narcissist, a racist, a homophobe, a xenophobe, and just all around terrible person. She abused me growing up so I cut loose in high school, got emancipated and got on with my life. For years I had a happy queer relationship with another woman and we had a son together (I carried with a sperm donor). When my kid was 5 his other mom died and I was alone for 5 years before I met someone. A year later, that someone and I got married. Previous to said wedding my husband’s parents felt it would be important to meet my parents. My father died when I was 19 so that left my mother and her husband. I struggled over the decision to try and reconnect with my mom, knowing how bad this can get for me in these situations (I suffer severe ptsd from the abuse trauma).. but it was a wedding and everyone kept telling me it “was important to have family together.” So fine, let’s do this.
The problems started fast and furious. My mom came to our coast (we live on opposite coasts) to meet my fiancé and my son. Right away she was pulling my husband to the corner to tell him all the “dirt” she could on me, or conversely, telling him he better get me nice cars and plastic surgery. Then she stated calling all of her friends and putting my fiancé on the phone to “prove to them that her daughter was marrying a doctor” (even if he is a goyem (a Yiddish term for non-Jew. Has slightly derogatory tones).
Cut to lunch and my mother is asking how many tables she “gets” at the wedding. I ask “huh?” She explains she needs a least 5 tables at 10 per table for HER guests. I was really confused. I explained that our whole wedding venue seated 50 people total and those seats were spoken for. I had invited several people my mother asked me to have already. She went absolutely bananas demanding we change venue (we’re now 6 weeks from the wedding) to accommodate HER GUESTS. I painfully explained we can’t do that.. it’s not possible.. just no. She then switches gears like she always does and asks about our honeymoon. We were heading to Mexico for 2 weeks and my son would be staying with his donomyBFF. My mom screamed “what??? He needs to be with HIS FAMILY.” I reminded her that he was staying with family. She demanded time with my son so I half heartedly said she could have him half the time. (This will come back to haunt me later.)
Cut to the wedding. Did I mention my mom is a low key alkie? So it’s about 2pm and she’s in the bridal suite in the bathroom. I’m in the dress and the photographer is waiting for my mother to come and use an antique button-holer to button up my gown. I’m nervous and excited and emotional because I’m in the dress and this is my day. This is one of the photos we had pre-planned to take. I asked my mother if she would do the honors. Instead, my mother is in the bathroom half dressed with her fireball and ice screaming into the phone at her husband “you are so stupid, how can you not find it!? I put it on the damn dresser! I can’t f**ing believe I married you…” you get the picture. It’s so loud the guests in the living room can hear it. I finally give up and have my son do the buttonholing for me (the pics were so special). Thank goodness it wasn’t video because you would have her my mother screaming “Can anyone get me another drink?? Does this room even have room service??”
Cut to walking down the aisle. We do the ceremony, it’s perfect, and my delightful friend and officiant announces “Introducing Mr. & Mrs Jon— when suddenly my mom stands up and screams “It’s DOCTOR not MISTER, get it right!”
Now I knew we had a problem on our hands ahead of the big day so I put in some contingency plans in place to buffer her. My wedding planner was under strict instructions to not allow my mother to make a speech (she loves to humiliate me by saying personal things about me to anyone who will listen and then she loves to announce what a terrible daughter I am and how much of a disappointment to her.) Second plan was my SIL faking a heart attack if she got her hands on the mic. About half thru dinner my delightful planner comes to me crying saying she’s so sorry but my mom is demanding to make a speech. That’s right, this tiny demon of a woman made my wedding planner CRY. Right then she stood up (have no idea how she got the mic) and said, “So my daughter didn’t want me to say anything. I guess she gets embarrassed, but I’m her MOTHER, and I get to say whatever I want. I’m here to say that I always knew she was going to marry a doctor, it didn’t surprise me at all. What did surprise me is when I gave birth to her and the nurses told me she was a girl, but I didn’t believe them so I had to take her diaper off and spread her legs and look at her vagina to make sure she was a girl.” She illustrated this by spreading her two fingers open. You could here jaws dropping around the room. She then went on to say “how disappointed she was in me that I don’t see her more often and that she hopes now that I have a doctor husband I’ll be able to see her more frequently”. Sadly my SIL was in the loo and plan 2 failed.
Cut to the dancing. I am dancing with my husband and my friends. We’re all having a good time when somebody comes up to me and taps me on the shoulder and says “hey, I don’t wanna cause a scene or anything but you might want to look at your mom”. I look over at my mother and she has taken off the jacket to her dress and now she’s peeling off the shoulder straps one by one and waving her head around to the music saying “oh my goodness it’s getting so hot in here!” This b*tch was trying to take her clothes off on the dance floor. Oh, I forgot to mention earlier that she had a three drink maximum, but she was getting around this by asking other people to get drinks for her.
The next morning I of course got to hear alllllll the embarrassing stories from the night before. She asked why my friend married “an Arab,” called another guest “not Jewish enough to attend the wedding” and complained to anyone who would listen that I didn’t even allow her 50 guests, and the party would have been so much more fun if she had done it.
And the pièce derésistance? Right as we were leaving for our honeymoon I got a call from her saying “I know you need me to watch your kid, but not unless you do something for me. You’ll need to call your brother and make nice with him again.” My brother and I are estranged for reasons I can’t get into now. I said no, he’ll go to his real family, the one that cares for him without strings attached. There is so much more she did around my wedding but to would be way to long to include everything!
There you have it! One cluster fuck of a mother story! For anyone interested, we don’t talk anymore and I couldn’t be happier. Good riddance to bad rubbish!

I hate how 7 times out of 10 im rejected by guys on grindr when I show them my ugly face. My body isnt great either and im still shaped like a toothpick but I exercise a lot so im kinda toned and so it attracts a lot of guys with sexy bodies. But then they ask to see my face, and thats when they either block me or ghost me. I dont know if its my disgusting curly hair, my creepy looking eyes, or my ugly ass lips but I just get rejected a lot after showing my face. It just hurts that Im not naturally good looking and theres nothing short of plastic surgery that could fix it, at least with my body I can work out and eat well; which I have been doing. Even in clubs I dont get much attention but its hard to tell whether thats my face sabotaging me or the fact that I dont have any social skills. I just want to feel beautiful, but all evidence in my life points otherwise.

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In Sharp Entertainemnt’s latest prod-uction, the only show with less self-control and more unrequited trauma than Gary Busey with a flamethrower, 90-Day Fiance: Before the 90-Days, we see our protagonists, introducing themselves to the world, and making a tri-, a return, will their love last, is it real, or, wait, are they talking to this person?
Amanda and Razvan
Amanda is a widow, her husband died of cancer, her children are half-orphans- and she is dating a year after losing her husband, she is fine, she is ready. Does Sharp Entertainment take Shriners Kids to bars and give them Cocaine because that’s what this, the death stuff is very sad, and the children but this.
Did Matt Sharp murder somebody, they are really trying to distract us with sympathy, you sociopath, the children's tears, I know, I know, but do you trust this, from Sharp Entertainment? I trust a raccoon in a whorehouse more than I do Sharp Entertainment eliciting sympathy.
Oh, they met on TikTok well, that, see, and he’s an actor and model, actors and models have a great track record, roll that beautiful disaster footage! Yep, they’re going to- stop beating up on a widow, I’m not, I’m beating up on the world.
Amanda goes to get a spray tan so she doesn’t get off the plane and look like a ghost, which honestly is a good idea, people kill ghosts in Romania, they are vampires. Amanda’s sister is also smart, she thinks Amanda is moving too fast and this relationship is a trainwreck, they are no Jack and Sally. She’s just trying to cover a void- she is totally being a Darcey, which makes her- where is her Florian? Is he also a wealth of wisdom and memes?
Amanda takes her two children to the park, to ignore them like Darcey, Aniko is currently climbing the trees with raccoons, her true family, mother abandoned me for two weeks, look that one is going for three, when are we going to raid a dumpster and film it for a Tiktok?
Amanda calls Ravan, and he has big romantic plans- that include shooting his music video, for his song, about her, also he did a porn, how many 90-Day Fiance Bingo categories does this cover?
Not David Murphey: Bawkawk!
Cultural Appropriation Crickets: My board needs to go to rehab.
Not David Murphey: Bawakawk!
Cultural Appropriation Crickets: Jump on that square, we need that toaster.
Signature bathtub toaster, enjoy breakfast and bathing in the most popular room- Natalie Wood commemorative life raft.
Cultural Appropriation Crickets: Come on Possessed Nespresso Machine!
Amanda buys her children some presents to bribe-
Not David Murphey: Bawkwak!
Cortney: What’s an asexual vibrator?
Amanda’s children have questions, along with the dad box which is a touching gesture but might become a meme, if it was the mom box it would be…mother boxes would be worse, trust me. Do they bring it everywhere? When they’re teenagers and, doing activities will they still have the dad box around? Serious question, I miss grandma but I don’t have a grandma box that I take into the bathroom with me, you’d be so proud of me grandpa, I had Taco Bell, I’m losing 10 pounds, so anyway how was your day?
Still dead? You’ve gotta get out more.
Gino and Jasmine
Jasmine has needs- $350 needs, $1750, Gino isn’t a gift guy but he likes sex. Which sex slave did these extensions come off of? That’s not funny, you’re right, it’s probably true. Want to know where the sparkles come from in makeup? Child labor. I’m sorry, I don’t know why I said that, I, people need to have real problems man. If Darcey enlisted in the army she would grow as a person.
Gino is going to go visit Jasmine in Panama, and show off his new clothes, and hats, and argue about sex and money. That Jasmine is spending at the doctor, for a tighter p****, did you know that Gino also has sex problems doctor? I’m going to tell the world about it! I’d like to teach Gino to c**, inside of me! This trip is their last chance, to get a pay raise, plastic surgery isn’t cheap. Is my rose chilled yet?
She’s getting drunk and doing a 90-Day Fiance review? Trust me, most people do. Most people also work, which upsets Jasmine, because she can’t talk to Gino as much, and spy on him, and hear his lies of approval, why won’t the US government let them be together?
Do they not believe in our love, or did Gino, who did the Visa Application by himself- Jasmine’s not stupid that might be it, she deserves a nice apartment, with their own bedroom, for sex, which starts a really sexy argument about fighting, and sex, and- I understand why the US Government doesn’t want them to be together.
This rose was not chilled yet, if you want to get drunk with me I am drinking Love Drunk Rose by Garage D’Or, Oregone, “When reality is better than your dreams!”, it’s quite good and very appropriate for the occasion.
Jasmine meets her totally platonic friend Dane at Coffee Max, she surprises him with the news that she’s hsi new neighbor, also, they used to date, you can’t bring enough autistic neurodivergent trans women into this to make this- might have just spoiled something for you, the violin is growing.
Jasmine and Gino’s trust issues definitely won’t- flash forwards to my favorite promo, it’ll be fine, if not, Dane and his muscular, good advice, is here, for you, in the same apartment building.
Riley and Violet
Riley is a big Jazz fan, and Elton John, also, he’s an elderly Luke Cage, who can’t dance, and is paranoid about life! Which is understandable given his history, is Elton John single? He’s very pretty, and rich. Is Riley the problem? A woman literally ran away from him.
Riley specifically downloaded a Vietnamese dating app, and found the youngest looking 43 year old woman in the world. Who is also smart, and clever, and so good Riley learned SOME Vietnamese, also, if you flip on your woman in Vietnam that means you love her, this is fine. Violet understands him.
Riley goes to help his friends with their Juneteenth celebration, where they will.
A Bless this relationship
B Sit around a campfire and sing Kumbaya
C Sell some Boombod
D Doubt this entire relationship and bring up evidence supporting their case
Did you pick D? How did you know, he’s bringing a ring, are they done doubting this, no, Violet does sound a little sus, they might- are they having food? God I love cornbread, it’s better to learn that your fiance is Evil Rose over cornbread. My grandma could die, again, but if you told me that over Honey Cake, I, I might be a sociopath, or hungry.
Tyray and Carmella
Is he playing an instrument and singing, this is his first, oh no, at least he isn’t on a boat. Tyray take care of his sick mother, his father was murdered- how many people did Matt Sharp kill? When will the tables turn on this one? Tyray is in love with Carmella, a woman who is real, whose face he has- the table just yeeted itself into a wall, yep, this, and his family doesn’t-
Satan: When did we get train tracks?
When- dodge! Ah, there it, I can’t stop looking at it, is that a car? No, that was Not David Murphey’s Taco Bell dinner- who gave him Taco Bell?
The producers also have bad news, and they tell Tyray in person, which-
Archangel Gabriel: Let me the f*** in your house!
Get off my lawn!
Archangel Gabriel: You are witnessing a miracle, one of your solar-powered lights is out.
Tyray has been messaging a man. So that’s-
Archangel Gabriel: I’m watering your flowers, you’re welcome!
This is going to be fun next week.
David and Sheila
A deaf guy, Matt Sharp is just a serial killer now, and he has multiple minimum-wage jobs? Subbed anime is really the best. Boarding school, and not being able to connect with people- is David Matt Sharp’s accomplice? There’s the music, here comes the wom- nope, it’s his ex-wah-man, here comes the new one, who is learning sign language!
What a- and he’s sending her money, which she does need, and $3,000 isn’t much, Caesar pocket change. But someone has to be suspicious.
I give this episode ⅘ stars, the highlight was Gino and Jasmine sticking to the traditional script, they’re not doing any of this sympathy bullshit, no, they, how many people did Matt Sharp murder? More representation and tragedy is coming next week, was Matt Sharp Jack the Ripper?
At least they'll start arguing next week, the one thing they’re supposed to be doing, and bangin’, that is also, sometimes it’s their job. Is that possessed Nespresso machine still up there? I never go swimming, I wouldn’t use the life raft.

I was sooo worried when momma fishy was saying she was thinking of dissolving her lips after the kardashians said they regretted their plastic surgery, but then I saw her new vlog and her lips are swollen and bloated and sooo plumpity lusciously puss filled deliciousness, I was sooo relieved. Yay Momma fishy. I can't afford to get injections of toxins in my lips, so I'm just going to have to kiss some scorpions and rats to get my lips like hers. Hopefully it will help with her pregnancy journey, it's good she's not letting her vanity get in the way of having a healthy child, she had me worried there when she said she was going to hold off on all that stuff since she wants to get preggers!

This is by far not the only story I have of my toxic mother, but it's a good one. Sadly, even tho I cut her out of my life I am still dealing with the ramifications of her abuse years later.
Let me preface this by saying I am estranged from my mother and have been for most of my life. She is a paranoid narcissist, a racist, a homophobe, a xenophobe, and just all around terrible person. She abused me growing up so I cut loose in high school, got emancipated and got on with my life. For years I had a happy queer relationship with another woman and we had a son together (I carried with a sperm donor). When my kid was 5 his other mom died and I was alone for 5 years before I met someone. A year later, that someone and I got married. Previous to said wedding my husband’s parents felt it would be important to meet my parents. My father died when I was 19 so that left my mother and her husband. I struggled over the decision to try and reconnect with my mom, knowing how bad this can get for me in these situations (I suffer severe ptsd from the abuse trauma).. but it was a wedding and everyone kept telling me it “was important to have family together.” So fine, let’s do this.
The problems started fast and furious. My mom came to our coast (we live on opposite coasts) to meet my fiancé and my son. Right away she was pulling my husband to the corner to tell him all the “dirt” she could on me, or conversely, telling him he better get me nice cars and plastic surgery. Then she stated calling all of her friends and putting my fiancé on the phone to “prove to them that her daughter was marrying a doctor” (even if he is a goyem (a Yiddish term for non-Jew. Has slightly derogatory tones). Cut to lunch and my mother is asking how many tables she “gets” at the wedding. I ask “huh?” She explains she needs a least 5 tables at 10 per table for HER guests. I was really confused. I explained that our whole wedding venue seated 50 people total and those seats were spoken for. I had invited several people my mother asked me to have already. She went absolutely bananas demanding we change venue (we’re now 6 weeks from the wedding) to accommodate HER GUESTS. I painfully explained we can’t do that.. it’s not possible.. just no. She then switches gears like she always does and asks about our honeymoon. We’re we’re heading to Mexico for 2 weeks and my son would be staying with his donomyBFF. My mom screamed “what??? He needs to be with HIS FAMILY.” I reminded her that he was staying with family. She demanded time with my son so I half heartedly said she could have him half the time. (This will come back to haunt me later.)
Cut to the wedding. Did I mention my mom is a low key alkie? So it’s about 2pm and she’s in the bridal suite in the bathroom. I’m in the dress and the photographer is waiting for my mother to come and use an antique button-holer to button up my gown. I'm emotional because I'm in the dress and I feel beautiful and I'm excited and nervous. This is one of the photos we had pre-planned to take and I asked her if she wanted to do the honors. Instead, my mother is in the bathroom half dressed with her fireball and ice screaming into the phone at her husband “You are so stupid, how can you not find it!? I put it on the damn dresser! I can’t f**ing believe I married you…” you get the picture. It’s so loud the guests in the living room of the suite can hear it. I finally give up and have my son do the buttonholing for me (the pics were so special). Thank goodness it wasn’t video because you would have her my mother screaming “Can anyone get me another drink?? Does this room even have room service??”
Cut to walking down the aisle. We do the ceremony, it’s perfect, and my delightful friend who's officiating announces “Introducing Mr. & Mrs Jon— when suddenly my mom stands up and screams “It’s DOCTOR not MISTER, get it right!” Now I knew we had a problem on our hands ahead of the big day so I put in some contingency plans in place to buffer her. My wedding planner was under strict instructions to not allow my mother to make a speech (she loves to humiliate me by saying personal things about me to anyone who will listen and then she loves to announce what a terrible daughter I am and how much of a disappointment to her.) Second plan was my SIL faking a heart attack if she got her hands on the mic. About half thru dinner my delightful planner comes to me crying saying she’s so sorry but my mom is demanding to make a speech. That’s right, this tiny demon of a woman made my wedding planner CRY. Right then she stood up (have no idea how she got the mic) and said, “So my daughter didn’t want me to say anything. I guess she gets embarrassed, but I’m her MOTHER, and I get to say whatever I want. I’m here to say that I always knew she was going to marry a doctor, it didn’t surprise me at all. What did surprise me is when I gave birth to her and the nurses told me she was a girl, but I didn’t believe them so I had to take her diaper off and spread her legs and look at her vagina to make sure she was a girl.” She illustrated this by spreading her two fingers open. You could here jaws dropping around the room. She then went on to say “how disappointed she was in me that I don’t see her more often and that she hopes now that I have a doctor husband I’ll be able to see her more frequently”. Sadly my SIL was in the loo and plan 2 failed.
Cut to the dancing. I am dancing with my husband and my friends. We’re all having a good time when somebody comes up to me and taps me on the shoulder and says “hey, I don’t wanna cause a scene or anything but you might want to look at your mom”. I look over at my mother and she has taken off the jacket to her dress and now she’s peeling off the shoulder straps one by one and waving her head around to the music saying “oh my goodness it’s getting so hot in here!” This b*tch was trying to take her clothes off on the dance floor. Oh, I forgot to mention earlier that she had a three drink maximum, but she was getting around this by asking other people to get drinks for her.Cut to the next morning and I got to hear alllllll the embarrassing stories from the night before. She asked why my friend married “an Arab,” called another guest “not Jewish enough to attend the wedding” and complained to anyone who would listen that I didn’t even allow her 50 guests, and the party would have been so much more fun if she had done it. And the pièce de ré·sis·tance? As we were leaving for our honeymoon I got a call from her saying “I know you need me to watch your kid, but not unless you do something for me. You’ll need to call your brother and make nice with him again.” My brother and I are estranged for reasons I can’t get into now. I said no, he’ll go to his real family, the one that cares for him without strings attached.
There you have it! If you're considering inviting a toxic parent to your wedding- DON'T. For anyone interested, we don’t talk anymore and I couldn’t be happier. Good riddance to bad rubbish!

Say you get surgery on your leg and the doctor stitches up the wound. Doc tells you to not get the wound wet. Is that meant in the literal sense? Like, is it expected that it might get a little moisture though the plastic covering as you shower? Or does not get wet mean not get wet?

Everyone has at least one good thing about themselves (physically) except me. Everything about me is horrible. I'm all the worst things combined to make a new 'worst.' Makeup and plastic surgery could never make me look like a human being. I'll always be monstrous. The jealousy of everyone who's not me is slowly killing me. Really intense jealousy is all I feel. People have become just a reminder of my permanent ugliness. What kills me even more is that everyone is forced to see me. All I want is to be ugly in peace. I despise the fact that I know I'm ugly and so does everyone else. I know everyone knows because of how I've been treated my entire life. All my life, I've wanted to be the person who is actually okay looking but thinks otherwise. I'm just the person who's really ugly and knows the truth (I know because everyone makes it very obvious.) Does anyone else feel this way?