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2023.06.09 08:13 iceman1125 Guys, I think my account is properly bugged, badly!

So I have a history of not getting AQ and I think I’ve had a total of 21 total chances of getting AQ now, and I’ve been recently seeing the animations of the champions, when the card is spinning and does the drumroll thing, I think the last 5-10(unsure just how many) chests where I’ve gotten a champ from, and I haven’t seen AQ in those animations anywhere.
I really don’t know what to do since supercell probably will do jack crap about it, and it’s even better knowing the only deck that I’m using actually requires AQ, which is royal hog cycle.
What do you guys think I should do?
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2023.06.09 04:40 clingklop A mega-list of the episodes Shaffir recommended to listen to in the last episode

So this is a list of the podcast episodes Shaffir listened as ones he particularly liked as he is now ending the show.
There's also direct links to 0-200 as a comment below Enjoi.
First 100:

37: The Nuthouse (Brody Stevens):

"Steven Brody Stevens stopped by Skeptic Tank Studios (my apartment) to share the details of his 17 day stay in the psyche ward at UCLA. It took us, like, 30 minutes to get into the topic, but eventually we did. We diverged a lot into a really cool discussion about perspective on life and how you can fall into a negative and self sabotaging way of thinking about things."

40: Prostitutti Frutti (Miss X):

An upscale prostitute came to the Skeptic Tank to share with us about her job. It was one of the most interesting conversations I've had in a very long time. She was open and honest and very friendly. I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did.

50: Buddhism (Duncan Trussell):

Duncan Trussell and I shared a ride out to Brea, CA to do shows at the Brea Improv. Duncan has always been into Buddhism and I figured what better time to talk about modern Buddhism than on a ride to the Inland Empire. It was a really interesting talk and it completely enlightened me to the humongous differences between that and the Judeo-Christian religions in regards to daily life. Enjoy.

73: Love Scam (Sarah Tiana):

Sarah Tiana met me at the Comedy Store to talk about her crazy experience with love in the Middle East. It's sort of a sad story. We're comics, so it was still funny, but it was still really sad at the same time. So it averages out to sort of sad.

80: Chester the Molester (Dale Dudley):

"Dale Dudley came over to my hotel room in Austin, TX to shoot the shit and talk about his childhood molestation. It's way more fun than the subject matter. This is a really good, honest, and funny podcast. It's exactly what I envisioned when I started the Skeptic Tank."

79a: We Are Anonymous (Luke Harder, Star_Fawkes):

Luke Harder and Star_Fawkes met me at the Comedy Store to talk about Anonymous. It was a really enlightening conversation. I think we all got the wrong idea about these guys. This is one to spread around.

79b: We Are Anonymous:

@Anonyphant and @Star_Fawkes came back to the Comedy Store to finish off our conversation about Anonymous. It was a really interesting and enlightening conversations and one of my favorite podcasts I've done. They're not out to get us, you guys. They're here to help us. They are us. We are Anonymous.

92: Caddyshack (Greg Fitzsimmons, Steve Simeone, Greg's hyper dog):

Greg Fitzsimmons had me over to his garage to tell me about his days as a caddy. I had no idea any other comedian had ever worked on a golf course. It's a strange community and it was an enexpected treat to be able to talk about it.

99: Scrappy Doo w Greg Fitzsimmons:

Greg Fitzsimmons had me over to his garage to tell me how much he loves to fight. Not organized fights. Just fights. Just regular, two dudes don't know each other and then one is punching the other, fights. It's a pretty fun podcast. What he does in the car is hard for me to wrap my head around.

95: Childless (Dom Irrera):

Dom Irrera met me at the Laugh Factory to talk about not having children. Dom is one of the only guys I know who has gone through most of his life while avoiding parenthood and we talked all about what that's like. It was a great podcast with an amazing comedian. Twitter him at @DomIrrera.

100: Deliverance (Ryan O'Neill, Jeff Danis, George Saint Pierre, Nate Diaz, Ari Shaffir):

Jeff Danis and Ryan O'Neill came by my apartment to talk about their jobs as grocery delivery drivers. Oh my god, there were so many hilarious stories. They're both comedians from the Comedy Store and their job is so ridiculous. For delivery drivers, there's a shocking amount of talk about nipples and Down syndrome.

104: The Art of War with Greg Jackson and Kevin Christy:

Greg Jackson of Greg Jackson's MMA met me in a hotel room in Vegas a few hours before UFC 156. Greg has always asked me about standup comedy and how comics will handle different situations. After some time he told me why he was so interested. He sees similarities between all art forms. He tries to find universal truths that apply to many art forms so he can apply that knowledge to MMA fight theory. It's really fascinating stuff. We've been talking about this stuff for years now and it's so interesting to me. If, like me, you thought everyone associated with cage fighting were meatheads, you're about to get a beautiful reminder of how people from all walks of life can offer you growth and knowlege.

105: Going Blind (Tom Segura):

Tom Segura invited me to go to his new Barbie Malibu Beach House so we could talk about masturbating. Just two best bro dudes intimately talking about making their penises shoot out loads of semen. And then somewhere at the end we talked about drunk driving. I don't think we ever talked about masturbating while drunk driving but we should have at least brought it up, huh?

115: Heroin - Down In A Hole (Donovan Pee):

Donovan Pee met me in my hotel room in Vancouver to talk about Heroin. Donovan was a heavy heroin user and lived on the streets of one of the most drug addicted blocks in North America. He was involved with the drug for decades and has only recently gotten away from it. It's a fascinating look at the life and exactly the kind of thing I like for this podcast.

113: Lefty Liberty (Jimmy Dore):

Jimmy Dore came by my slop haven of an apartment to tell me the truth about politics. I've never been very political, but lately I've started to become increasingly angrier about how little representation the average citizen has. Jimmy was always into the leftist side of things and he did a great job of explaining the problems with how things are run. And Mat Edgar joins me for the intro and outro to talk about Shroomfest and to share a few extra stealing stories that he forgot to mention on "Klepto."

120: Shroomfest 2013 w Tony Hinchcliffe, Mat Edgar, Pete Cornacchione:

Tony Hinchcliffe, Mat Edgar, Pete Cornacchione, and I spent Shroomfest together this year. We drove out to Joshua Tree, ate some shrooms, and wandered out into the wilderness. And then we had, what I believe, is probably the first podcast recorded at Joshua Tree National Park.

122: Exspecially Cutting:@JustyDodge

Justy Dodge came over to my New York apartment on the hottest day of the summer. We talked about her various mental disorders but centered on cutting. Justy is a New York based standup who spent her teens in and out of rehab for self mutilation. It was a great conversation despite a couple of her white trash words slipping out.

123: You Know What Dad (Robert Kelly):

Robert Kelly invited me over to his beautiful Manhattan apartment so we could talk about becoming a father. He had his first son 45 days ago and we had a nice discussion about what it was like. It was nice for me to hear how a former degenerate like Robert could transform himself into the type of dad that won't get child services called on him.

124: Rape & Eggs (Kathleen McGee):

Kathleen McGee invited me over to the apartment she was staying in while we were in Winnipeg together and we talked about her rape. It's about as lighthearted a conversation as possible considering the subject matter. This is kind of what this podcast is all about. Stark, realistic views of the world told in funny ways. Enjoy.

133: Fuck the Government (Dave Smith):

Dave Smith came over to my apartment so we could talk about this growing disillusionment I'm experiencing with our federal government. Dave is a devout libertarian and he knows a lot more of the facts than I do, so we discussed a lot of where we've gone wrong and where our politicians and generals have betrayed the will of its people. Listen to it now, because when the revolution comes, downloading podcasts won't be easy.

134: Maniac (John F. O'Donnell):

John F O'Donnell met me in Bushwick to talk about his manic depressive disorder. He's gone off the deep end a few times in his life and we got into it all. How it started, what happens, how it's affected him. It was a fun podcast that only got interrupted a couple times by a gang of 8 year old handball punks.

141: Happiness (@SteveSimeone) by AriShaffir:

Steve Simeone invited me over to his place while I was in LA and we talked about happiness. It started off being a conversation about being broke, but it quickly shifted as it became evident that Steve's poverty level was no longer the main influence on his mood. We talked about girls, and about family, and about giganitic boobs. But at its base, it's just a couple of buddies hanging out.

142: Gender Bender (Lauren Hennessy):

Lauren Hennessy came over to my NY apartment to tell me about what it's like to be a he/she. Lauren is a boy trapped in a girl's body. He's been that way since he was born. And you think you had it tough. Don't worry, this didn't get too serious or sad. Just two dudes talking about one of the dude's vaginas.

151: Ass Burger (@AutisticThunder):

Josh Meyrowitz came over to my LA apartment to talk to Mat Edgar and me about asperger's syndrome. I've been hearing about it ever since I was little but I've never met anyone with it until Josh. He's a little different than they way it's usually portrayed on TV. Maybe that's the comic side of him. Anyway, fun conversations on an interesting condition.

152: The Streetz, USA (Doc Willis):

Doc Willis met me at the Comedy Store to talk about his days slinging rock on the streets of Detroit. That's right, when Doc was 14 (What? 14? Yes, 14) he was in a gang and sold drugs to make a living. We go into who his customers were, all the violence, what makes someone hard, and much, much more. It's a really good episode. Enjoy.

157: Divorce, of Course:

"Jacob Sirof and Sherry Sirof (nee East) each had me over to their places of residence to talk about the divorce that they're going through right now. First I went to Moshe Kasher's old place where Jacob is staying. Then a week later I went to their old apartment to talk to Sherry about the same topic. It's an interesting view into two sides of a disolution of the bond of marriage."

159: Thrilled (@TomSegura):

"Tom Segura had me over to his palatial beach house to do an in depth analysis of his first album, Thrilled. It was a hilarious album and I'm glad he was able to give an inside look at how the bits came to be, his delivery style, and the problems he has looking back at the album. We treat it kind of academically. It's something I'd like to see a lot more comics do in the future and I'm so happy Tom was willing to do it here. The standup will be hilarious and the analysis will be instructive."

169: Blacklanta with Big Jay Oakerson and Ms. Pat:

Ms. Pat joined me in a park in Brooklyn (maybe Park Slope? No, that seems wrong) to tell me about what it was like growing up in the hood in Atlanta. Spoiler alert: It was way different than how I grew up in the suburbs of Maryland. It's a story of teen pregnancies, gunshot wounds, and Jimmy Carter..

170: HIV for Victory w Jeff Scott:

"Jeff Scott had me over to his West Hollywood apartment to tell me the story of his HIV. How he got it, how he's managed to live with it for 30 years, how it's affected his life, how he's been treated by others, and about the friends he's lost. It's one of the most interesting podcasts I've done. You should share it with everybody."

173: Beijingaling (@DesBishop, @ComicDaveSmith):

Des Bishop met me in a park in Beijing to tell me all about China. Des is a comic from Ireland by way of New York and he moved to Beijing a couple of years ago to learn Mandarin to try to do standup for Chinese people. He came as an outsider and after almost 2 years there, he's made quite a few observations about the country and about Beijing in particular. What a cool thing about podcasts that I can record these with minimal effort on the other side of the planet. Dave Smith joins me for the intro and outro.

183: Popo (@MarkDemayo):

Mark Demayo came over to my apartment this week. We drank some beers and talked about his 20 years as a policeman in New York. It was a fun, open conversation. I asked him a ton of questions about what being a cop is like and Mark answered everything. Fun podcast.

197: Injection Protection (Morgan Black):

Morgan Black met me in my hotel room in Vancouver to talk about his job at Insite. Insite is the safe injection place on Hastings Street in Vancouver. It's a place in heroin alley where junkies can go to get clean needles and they can use those needls to shoot up in a place that's supervised by people like Morgan. He watches over them to make sure they don't overdose. If they begin to, it's up to him to try and save them. He's seen a lot since he's been there and he shares it here.

203: Prison Rules (Ali Siddiq)

Ali Siddiq met me at the Comedy Store to talk about prison. I always knew prison life was hard, but damn. I didn't know about all of this. Ali spent 6 years locked away with some of the most violent criminals in Texas. This is a great episode and really fun and interesting.

216: Tenement (Nick Mullen):

"Nick Mullen met me at my in New York to talk about his illegal living situation. Nick is a funny young comic who literally lives in tenement housing. We talked all about it and got into some existential stuff about comedy. And we took a fun walk around the Bowery to see his garbage neighborhood full of chuds."

219: Khob Khun Krap with Pete C:

"Pete Cornacchione and I sat down outside the airport in Chiang Mai, Thailand to talk about all the things we saw out there. We did so much that we couldn't even fit it into one episode. So we just talked about mainland Thailand. Phuket, Bangkok, and Chiang Mai. Man, did we do a crapload of stuff. Join us on our podcast..."

223: Palsy with Davey Wester:

Davey Wester trekked his way across Manhattan to my apartment to talk to me about his cerebral palsy. Davey is a Comedy Store comic from way back. We've had a couple CP comics there over the years and this is actually the first time I really talked to any of them about the condition. Surprisingly fun discussion based on the topic. And some good Gallagher stuff. Ian Edwards and Zara Mizrahi join me from Bonnaroo for the introduction.

224: Take Me Out To The Ball Game (@PaulMorrissey):

Paul Morrissey and I went to a Yankee game to talk about baseball. We got seats right behind the visitor's bullpen and we did a podcast from right there. We started on the walk to the subway, continued on the train a little, got lost some, got inside, met some Jews, had a dog, met some more people, and watched some more baseball. It was a great day.

227: The Herp (@JoeListComedy):

"Joe List met me in Central Park on a beautiful summer day to have a wonderful talk about herpes. Joe's got it. He's open about it. And he answered everything you wanted to know abou tit. If you already have it, you'll relate. If you are going to get it soon, this will help you when you get unlucky. If you never get it. Congrats. Let's bone."

235: First Responder; A 9/11 Story (Cris Italia):

9/11 was a terrible day in American history. This is one story of the many stories of that day. Cris Italia was a volunteer EMT and was around the corner when the first plane hit. By the time the second plane hit, he was already at ground zero, helping. It's a heartbreaking story of what happened to one man the day America stopped being invincible.

256: Take a Hike (@TheoVon):

Theo Von met me at a secret hike in LA to do a walking podcast about hiking. Theo's a hilarious comic but he's also hiked Mount Kilimanjaro. I climb hills, bro. Hills. He climbed a giant mountain. It was a fun talk and it really puts you in the place where we were. I love these "on-location" podcasts.

257: Money For Nothing (2 anonymous defense contractors):

"Two US Army defense contractors met me in a secret location in America to discuss what it's like to go work for the government on foreign soils. They both work as contractors in stations all over the world and they gave a first hand account of how much waste goes into our imperialism. It was an interesting look into the life of a hired grunt in the middle of a war zone."

262 Cleavage Day @Gary Vider:

"Gary Vider met me in Central Park to walk around and gawk at women for Cleavage Day. Cleavage Day is the first weekend day over 70 degrees in New York. It takes place in every city that has a real winter. It's that magical day when all the skin comes out of hiding. Women are showing cleavage and legs and stomach left and right. It's just a magical time to be a heterosexual man or a homosexual woman. So come join us on our bosomy adventure in New York."

265: Knife Hits in Alaska (@DanSoder):

"Dan Soder came over to my place to tell me all about the summer he spent working in a cannery in Alaska. The people he worked with were straight deigns without even realizing it. This might be the best summer job of all time."

270: NY Pizza Party (@NotAlexis):

Alexis Guerreros took me on a pizza tour of New York. He's a standup comic but he runs these tours for extra cash and he took me on one, showing me his favorite of 3 different styles of pizza. Pizza and New York have a storied connection and Alexis explained how that all came up, the deal with 1 dollar slices, and even where pizza originated. It's an on location style podcast through the streets of Manhattan and Brooklyn. Join us for a delicious slice. "

276: "Running" Of The Bulls (@KaiHumphries, @MiloComedy, @Daniel_Sloss):

Kai Humphries, Milo McCabe, and Daniel Sloss met me at the Abattoir comedian's bar in Edinburgh, Scotland to tell me their harrowing tale of cheating death at the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain. This was a super fun story! You gotta go to arithegreat.com for this one to look at the pictures. They're CRAZY. Guest appearances by random comedy people trying to distract us with booze."

277: Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost (@HenryRollins):

Henry Rollins met me in a hotel cafe in Edinburgh, Scotland to talk about travel. Henry goes all over the globe. He really likes to get off the beaten path and explore new places. I thought I liked seeing things, but Rollins takes it to a whole new level. He goes places I've never even heard of, met people I didn't know existed, done things I'd be too scared to do. It was such a fun conversation and it filled me with wanderlust.

281: The Reyk (@AriEldjarn):

Ari Eldjarn and I drove around in Iceland and did a podcast about that beautiful country while we did. Ari is a comedian in Reykjavik. One of the first comedians, to be more precise. He and I hung out for 3 days while I was there and so we got on the mics in his car and I just asked him questions about his country for a while. It's one of those road trip episodes I do sometimes. So, come sit in the back, don't interrupt us, and eavesdrop on our conversation.

282: Aunt Flo (@Aiapalucci, @Stollemcache, @AmberSmelson):

Amber Nelson, Sarah Tollemache, and Adrian Iapalucci came to my apartment to tell me about periods. And I mean all about it. About the blood flow, about PMS, about cramps, about period diarrhea, all of it. It's for sure gonna make some dudes feel uncomfortable, but it was really interesting to me. But I eat my own boogers, so maybe I'm not the best judge of what's too much. Either way, it was a really funny conversation with three comics on the subject of menses.

284: #BertIsFat (@BertKreischer):

Bert Kreischer came to my apartment while he was in New York and we talked about who was fatter; him or Tom Segura. Bert made some solid cases for his side of things but most of those cases were made with a full chicken wing in between his two front teeth, so grain of salt I guess.

288: Death of a Salesman (@TimJDillon):

Tim Dillon came to my apartment to tell me about his former life in sales. He's sold everything. From mortgages to office equipment to a history of New York. Tim has hilarious stories about all of it. Fun, fun, fun podcast.

289 Tales of a Teenage Bedwetter w Mark Normand:

Mark Normand invited me to his brand new apartment to do a podcast about bedwetting. Mark and I were both very late bedwetters. So we got together and talked about what it's like to be 14 and still pissing on yourself every night. All the plastic sheets, the fear of sleepovers, what our moms had to go through. God, it was embarrassing.

290 Cave Man with John Spies:

John Spies sat down with me on the deck of the Cave Lodge in Soppong to tell me all about cave exploration and the unique life that he's built in northern Thailand. The man has lived an amazing life. And this pit stop on his way from Australia to Europe has now lasted over a quarter century.

292: Cleavage Day 2017 with Legion of Skanks:

The entire Legion of Skanks came with me on an ogling walk around Manhattan during my 2nd favorite* holiday of the year, Cleavange Day. Dave Smith, Luis J Gomez, Big Jay Oakerson and I walked as a group around the city, enjoying the rewards of the first warm day of the year. It was such a fun day! So join us on a wonderful adventure.

294 Je Zu Tin Ba De w Ryan Nanni and William Childress:

"William Childress (skip to 53:30) had me over to his homestay in Siem Reap, Cambodia to talk about Myanmar. He lived there for years. And it was the first place I went on my travels this year. So I finished seeing a temple near Angkor Wat and went to visit him so we could talk about one of my favorite countries in the world. Myanmar is amazing. See it before it gets ruined by globalism. Also, I went kind of nuts on the intro and outro. And then stay tuned after the outro because I also included a conversation I had with a 17 year old Burmese girl I met out there at a restaurant outside Inle Lake. This might be my fullest podcast ever."

298 Vagabonder w Rolf Potts:

Rolf Potts met me in Tompkins Square Park to talk to me about travel. Rolf wrote one of my favorite books of all time called Vagabonding. It's all about long term travel. It influenced the hell out of me. And I was so stoked to be able to talk about getting out there in the world with such a well worn traveler like him.

320: Take My Wife Please - Aubrey Marcus:

"Aubrey Marcus came over to my apartment and we had a really in depth discussion about open relationships. Aubrey is the most honest person I've ever met on the subject. He has truly looked inwards and examined all the angles. It's a really great discussion on the topic."

321: Let My People Go:

"Ari Shaffir comes to my apartment to tell you about Passover. All of it. Not just what you're supposed to do, but also where the holiday comes from, all the laws, the seder, what matzah tastes like. Everything. It's probably the best I've ever been in terms of not interrupting the guest. I still managed to do it a few times, but way less than normal."

323: Mitzi:

Mitzi Shore came into my life in my first 3 months of standup. I spent the next 10 years getting close with the owner of the Comedy Store. She passed away earlier this month. And I took the opportunity to share, but really to relive all the things I learned from her and all the times we had, good and terrible. She was a massive part of my development as a comedian. The most important part, really. So it's really unsettling having her gone for good. Join me as I come to terms with what Mitzi meant to me.

347: Hot tub time machine (@BertKreischer, @SteveRannazzisi, @DanishAndOneill, @MarkNorm):

Bert Kreischer, Steve Rannazzisi, Ryan O'Neill and I sat in a hot tub in Park City and talked about the past. It was the first night of a week of skiing and storytelling shows and oh what fun it was. Mark Normand joined us a couple days later and after we all got home, he and I did the intro from the Comedy Cellar in NY. It was a fun podcast and probably the least clothed 4 way podcast I've ever done. Just sitting in a jacuzzi in Utah, talking shit.

353: Modern Hippie (@Tim Ferriss):

"Tim Ferriss met me in Austin to talk about travel and art and nature and love. He's a hippie. He's what the new version of a hippie is."

361: Spange (Tall Boy):

A homeless non-binary person let me sit with her and talk about what it's like to live on the street and beg for change. Spange is a homeless term that means spare change. I think it's a verb. Anyway, that's what Tall Boy does. Spange for food money. It was interesting to hear some actual humanity from people we often see as invisible.

365: The Revolution w Adbuster Editor in Chief Kalle Lasn:

"Adbusters Editor in Chief, Kalle Lasn met me in his office at the magazine to talk to me about the revolution. I see it going down only with violence but he is far more hopeful about the ways in which we're going to change the systems in place. He's a brilliant man and it was such a treat to get to sit down with him and hear him say out loud some of the ideas he's been putting forth in Adbusters."

369: The Podfather - Brian Redban:

Brian Redban took me into his new podcast studio to talk about the early days of the podcast scene in Los Angeles. When everything was guerrilla. When it was fresh and new and nobody knew what it was gonna turn into. It was such a crazy time and Redban was right there helping form the scene. From the Joe Rogan podcast, to mine, to Segura's, and lots more, he helped build the scene from the ground up. We talked about what it was like, what podcasts have turned into, and where it's going now...

370: Troll (Milo Yiannopoulos):

Milo Yiannopoulos came over to my apartment to have one of my favorite talks ever on this podcast. It's a talk about trolling. Milo is one of the best in the world at it. This is gonna take you a week to listen to. The intro goes for 57 minutes alone. You can skip it if you want, but it's 53 minutes of content that you'll be missing about my own start in trolling. Trolls are the most maligned and misunderstood of all the world's artist. And I don't use the term "artist" lightly. Trolling is an art form. I've been looking forward to this episode for months now. And you're going to love it or ABSOLUTELY HATE IT. I hope you're the former. But if you're the latter, then we got you. You've been trolled. pWn3d.

372: ‘Roid Range (Mike Cannon):

Mike Cannon met me at Gas Digital to tell me about his old days as a total meathead who legit took steroids. I'm not even kidding. You can't believe how much of an idiot this guy was. He's normal now, but he was a juice head moron back in the day. We also talked a lot about our mutual love for underground back room poker games

405: War Stories (Jake Hanrahan):

Jake Hanrahan talked to me about conflict reporting. He goes to war zones and tries to bring back word of what's actually going on in these areas. It's crazy. He brings back tons of footage. Look at PopularFront.co and you'll see what I'm talking about. He's not even welcome in a lot of these places. Once they put him in a Turkish prison! Really interesting stuff in this one. You gotta excuse the sound a little...

407: Obsessive compulsive with Eli Sears:

Eli Sairs came over to talk to me about his OCD. He's got it bad. And it's all wrapped up with Jesus, too, which makes it even harder to deal with. The levels this guy has to go through just to make through basic life stuff is astounding. I bet he eats box really thoroughly, though. Didn't ask him about that. I wish I had.

408: The Lady With A Giant Hog (Margo Reiss @Margo_A_GoGo):

Margo Reiss came over and let me ask her all about transsexuality. I mean, super cool about it. Let me just ask anything I didn't understand and she explained what it was like to me. We got into why to chop it off or not, the bar scene, Katelyn Jenner, how hard we like to fuck, some history, and a bunch more. God, I wish you could talk to people in real life this way. We'd be so much better off as a society.

415: Baby Skeletons w/ Adrienne Iapalucci:

"We’re trying something different this week. I, Ari Shaffir, am bringing you an entire album of one of my favorite comedians in the world. For free."

438: Six Months Of Hating Men with Annie Lederman:

Annie Lederman tells me about her time as a man-hater. Annie has come out of it since then but she recounts the way she got caught up in a world of despising an entire gender and how she was able to extricate herself from that way of thinking.
and he includes the final episode

519: Talk Talk with Ron Bennington

"Ron Bennington joins me on today's episode to talk about interview style and his series Unmasked. Ron is someone whose style of interviewing I've always admired, it seemed fitting to have him on this episode."
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2023.06.08 20:33 Maleficent-Pass2247 Stray cat and her kittens in my backyard.

Recently, a mother had just moved into my backyard and she gave birth to a litter of three kittens. I think the mother is a previous kitten that used to live in my backyard 1 year ago (she looks quite young), which is most likely why she decided to take care of her kittens here. I would like to feed both the mother and her kittens, but I’m not sure what brand would be healthiest. The mother seems to be a little skinnier than she should be. I don’t believe they’re old enough to wean, but once they do, what should I feed them?
Basically, I need nutritional/healthy food for a family of strays in my backyard. I know that my neighbors often leave food out for strays, but many of the time there are cats that hog all of the food. I’ve been giving her wet cat food, since that’s all I have right now.
Plus, I’m not sure if they’re drinking water. I left a bowl out for the mother, but I haven’t seen her drink out of it (though I wasn’t able to watch for long). I heard that you could add water to dry food to help make it more digestible and it allows them to stay hydrated at the same time. Not sure if I should try that. Sorry for the amount of questions, I’m just worried for them.
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2023.06.07 20:27 ArchiveSlave Commander's Rounds Gaiden Entry 116.5: A Royal Prerogative

(All my stuff is here)
Princess Royal looked at the timetable that the commander had passed on to the ex-rebel Kansen from the office of the Royal Prime Minister. As far as these things went, it wouldn’t be too many more months before the new base in the Western Mediterranean would be brought on line, and they would be leaving Azur Lane’s Pacific HQ for a new assignment involving keeping watch on the Suez Canal and the Dardanelles. She would be glad to shed the maid outfit she had been forced to wear for these months, and, well, there was someone who was also excited.
“Haha, looks like she’s done it- A real base all to ourselves.” Florida smiled as she walked along the edge of a fountain in the main square. “No more hiding in some river junction, lots of actual support this time, and, most importantly of all?” She looked right at Princess Royal with a smile. “All the gorgeous Atlantic Kansen you can look at. They should be calling it a vacation, not a redeployment!”
Princess Royal huffed. “I shouldn’t have to remind you that we’re being sent there to look after two of the world’s most important waterways. There will be little time for the festival of ogling that you will want to enmesh yourself in as soon as you arrive. Even if we’re not covering an ocean, there’s still going to be plenty of work for us to do when we get there and afterwards.”
Florida giggled. “Hey now, don’t rain on my parade. I’d tell you to take that stick out of your ass, but you’re probably too afraid of liking it to put one in there.”
The battlecruiser’s eyebrow twitched. “Would you mind spouting such things in another time and place?”
The battleship put on a sly grin. “Oh, right… You prefer Tiger to do that kind of thing, I guess.”
Princess Royal blushed and gave Florida a furtive, covert nudge, just enough of one to make it look like the dreadnought battleship just naturally lost her balance. Florida toppled back into the water with a splash, and as Princess Royal left, she heard the battleship shout “Joke’s on you, I’m into this!”
Princess Royal sighed a little. Some of these other ships were utterly incorrigible. Were they not taught manners? Did their country even have any to begin with? Did they used to have them and give them up as too much of a bother?
Those would be questions for later as she went to clean up Yuubari’s lab, an assignment that perpetually annoyed her due to the wide variety of… substances… That could end up being spilled there. She was never quite sure what they were even working on in there, and she never really felt compelled to ask, either from within or without.
Once she was inside, she saw that Delaware and Dr. Anzeel were talking with each other.
“I don’t think any of us questioned human genius.” Delaware began. “…However, we did have something to say about how it was applied, especially since humans seemed to think that we inherently owed them something for forcing us into existence.”
Dr. Anzeel nodded. “Well, some might say that what you just said is a fancy way of saying “I didn’t ask to be born!” Or something like that, but you didn’t exactly give us much time to make amends.”
“I think that we believed at the start that giving humans a chance to make amends would mean giving them another chance to betray us.” Delaware looked Dr. Anzeel right in the eyes. “And given what happened to you, I would hope you could understand.”
“Perhaps.” Dr. Anzeel replied, and then smiled. “But here I am, aren’t I? But the fact of the matter is, even if I despised humanity, I still have work to do for my girls. If the Sirens gain full control, humans aren’t the only ones who are going to suffer. After talking to the others, the world the Sirens want is one dominated by a war without end. It’s… The kind of world where Enterprise would suffer most, to say nothing of those other girls who want to enjoy this world that they’ve been born into.”
Princess Royal listened as she continued cleaning up, and Delaware still had more to say. “So you still believe that there is a world worth expending your efforts for?”
“What was done to me and was done to you long ago was done by some people who allowed themselves to be corrupted by power.” She said. “But for most people, and I think most Kansen, the most they want to do is live their lives. Humans want to be able to go to the beach again without worrying about black ships turning up on the horizon, I would say. And I think that you and the others would like to be left alone without thinking that anyone was coming to get you.”
“Perhaps.” She shrugged. “Still, we do have to do our penance, it seems, and thankfully it’s being administered by someone we trust. Besides, our new assignment will leave me with plenty of opportunities to show my own worth. The defenses of the Dardanelles and Suez Canal are atrocious, and since I’ll have a proper lab and proper resources, I’ll make sure that even Poseidon wouldn’t be able to force the straits.”
Dr. Anzeel started putting some of her equipment away. “You sound confident.”
Delaware replied. “It’s the paradox of military matters. You can’t have success without confidence, and you can’t necessarily have confidence without success. Anyway, I’ve got my own work to do, so I will be leaving.”
After Delaware left, Dr. Anzeel took a look at Princess Royal. “Ah, hello there. Sorry I didn’t see you before, I was talking with your colleague.”
Princess Royal hmphed. “I feel like I should be taking umbrage at the implication that I was beneath your notice before I came in to clean. I can only hope there’s nothing too exotic to mop up.”
“Nothing out of the ordinary this time.” She said. “Purifier wasn’t messing with her booster fuel this time, so you don’t have to worry about your water catching on fire.”
“I will believe that this is a distinct possibility.” She said, and got to work. “Doctor, we kansen who followed Erin meant to live free, but became paranoid about losing our liberty to the point where we launched ourselves into battle all the same. But now you say you wish for us to be able to contemplate things other than the battles we were made for?”
“If you would like.” The doctor said. “Has there been something on your mind?”
“Of course, my mind is not empty of musings.” She said. “Rather, it’s about…”
“Princess Royal is always troubled by something.” Said Tiger as she came down into the lab. “Matters great and small, but I think she would be better off if she was willing to accept the kind of relief that others, like me, can give.”
Princess Royal huffed. “Now, what is it that has brought you down here, Tiger? Surely you have some other purpose here than teasing me.”
“Hardly.” She said, giving Princess Royal a hug from behind, causing the other battlecruiser to squirm indignantly. “I just haven’t seen you all day. Or really much of yesterday either, and I was wondering if something had befallen you. Especially since you know that you can just leave it to me to make everything feel good again.”
The Royal battlecruiser pouted as she was released by her larger companion, and sighed. “Do not think I am unaware of your potential methods, but for now I am busy. I have no doubt we will run into each other when the day is done- you seem to have a knack for popping into my life.”
“Of course~” She also took a look at Dr. Anzeel. “And there’s our lovely doctor, too. But I suppose I’ll just leave the two of you to talk for now- I was just making sure our princess hadn’t managed to over-grump herself and pull something.”
And then Tiger left without a care in the world.
Dr. Anzeel talked immediately. “I haven’t known her for long, but would you say that she’s always like this?”
Princess Royal sighed. “Well, if it’s something you must know, she is, indeed, like this most of the time. She can’t help teasing others with her words and body, and she is utterly relentless about it. It’s almost mystifying that there can be one so openly lascivious in our Royal Navy. Duke of York excepted, naturally.”
Dr. Anzeel held her tongue. Though she hadn’t met Implacable personally, she had heard some stories. “It is surprising, I must admit. The most you usually get from a royal is some kind of playful teasing, as I’ve seen it. I can see why it exasperates you.”
Princess Royal hmphed. “I’m only deigning to speak to you on this matter because, among all of the humans here, you are the one who most knows what it’s like to be very suddenly betrayed, so we have some small measure of common ground. Frankly, I am confused as to why you even shoes to work for this commander in the first place.”
“Considering that I was taken away from Enterprise and the others by the military, yes, I don’t have any love for soldiers. I still don’t, in fact. The commander has made some promises, of course, but it won’t be until the end of the war that they’re fulfilled or not.” She finished putting away some lab instruments. “However, the commander lets me be with my girls without any restrictions or conditions, plus he gave me the choice in the first place. Even if I don’t completely trust him yet, I don’t fully believe he’ll disappoint me either.” She smiled. “I guess you could say I’m helping him win because I’m interested in seeing his true colors.”
Princess Royal threw up her hands. “I guess that’s how it’s going to be, then. I shall not witness it, however, as it seems that in a few months at most I and the rest of our band are being shipped off to the Mediterranean to overlook the Dardanelles and Suez and provide some sort of extra comfort to the people of the Hellenic Republic by our presence. I haven’t the slightest idea what we might actually do other than sunbathe and listen to the seabirds, but Iron Duke seems to see it as important.”
“It’s better than being a prisoner, though, isn’t it?”
“Infinitely.” Princess Royal said. “…But now I shall have to continue to work with that enthusiastic strumpet at all times and at all places. While normally I would relish showing humans what it truly means to master the waves, I have also been given time to contemplate things, and I have certain feelings that I find difficult to admit, but I feel as though I will burst if I do not.”
Dr. Anzeel started some coffee. “It has something to do with Tiger, doesn’t it?”
Princess Royal put on a blush. “What it’s about has nothing to do with you, all that matters is that there is a matter in the first place.”
“I see.” She said. “…You know, your highness, I never had the chance to say goodbye to Enterprise or the others before they took me away, so if there’s something you want to clear up, the best time is always now. And if you can’t do it now, you should do it as quickly as you can.”
“I do have some more cleaning to do.” She went on. “First here, and then in that commander’s house. It seems odd, but I guess I shall have to set some time in order to clear the air, won’t I?”
“You know, you could just tell me that this is about Tiger.” She said.
“Urgh.” Went Princess Royal. “Fine, it has to do with Tiger. I’ve been playing too nice with her, and I believe it’s long past time for me to tell her exactly what I think of her and her various and persistent provocations. It’s not something I mean to put off any longer- By this evening at the latest she shall know exactly what is on my mind and she’s going to have to deal with it.”
Dr. Anzeel nodded. “Sounds like she’s in for a surprise.” Dr. Anzeel began pouring a cup for herself. “Want some coffee?”
Princess Royal paused. “Though I won’t go so far as to curse it as “bitter bean broth” like Settsu does, I am, and shall always remain, entirely a tea person.”
Dr. Anzeel smiled. “Can’t say I didn’t ask.”
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Princess Royal decided that the best way to tell Tiger what she had in mind was to be somewhere that no one could hear them, at a time when most people decided to mind their own business. She ask one particular lavender-haired Royal destroyer what the best place to tell someone something personal and private was, and she got the response of “Under a legendary tree, or on a rooftop.”
And since she didn’t know of any legendary trees on the premises, she opted for the rooftop of the guest housing. She stood there, finishing up at least two cups of tea as she waited for Tiger to show herself.
It was right after Tiger arrived that she spoke first. “Ooooh, I guess you have something special to tell me this time.”
Princess Royal stopped dead in her tracks. “How would you figure such a thing?”
“Easy enough, I would say.” She said. “You don’t often go out of your way to pay me a social call- most of the time we just seem to end up together by some circumstance or another, each and every time. Not that I mind, of course. I’ve never minded having you around to play with~”
“And that is precisely the thing that the two of us need to talk about this very instant. After all, news has come to me that we’re going to be having a proper base of our own not long from now in military terms, so I thought it would be the right and proper time to clear the air before we have to start working together in real earnest.” She stood up straight. “Miss Tiger, I am going to be complete with you this instant so that there is not even the slightest bit of confusion later on.”
Tiger put on a wide smile, her orange eyes seeming to brighten. “Oh? Well, let’s just hear it. After all, I’m the only one here, so your little secrets are safe with me~”
Princess Royal huffed. “Miss Tiger, you, and I mean this completely, are an uncouth harlot who can hardly open your mouth without letting loose a tide of unrestrained innuendo. Half of your speech and mannerisms seem to be guided by the thirsts of your impossibly needy loins at all times on all days, and it is only by some great providence or miracle that you have not yet driven me insensible.” Princess Royal turned her head to the side. “…However, at the same time, I also wish to kiss you.”
This was the first time that Tiger seemed even slightly taken aback by something she said, but Tiger regained her smile quickly enough. The battlecruiser had a small chuckle. “Oh ho? Now, this is quite a development. Go on, though you probably meant to.”
Princess Royal pouted. “…As maddening as you are, I have also contemplated what it might be like if you were gone, for one reason or another, and as much there are times when you make me wish to shout or make some other indication of my displeasure. I do not believe that I would be well if you were to be out of my life. Everything would feel wrong and bland if you were to be forever absent, and since it seems I cannot do without you…” She looked Tiger right in the eyes. “…The least I can do is be with you for as long as this all lasts.”
There was a moment of silence, and then Tiger said something. “Those are a bunch of pretty words, well suited to coming from a pretty mouth. But… I wonder what you plan to actually do, hm?”
Princess Royal blushed a little. “Now, what do you mean?”
“Poetry is just vanity on its own, darling~” She began. “You can talk and talk all you like, but…” The battlecruiser walked towards Princess Royal with a sway of her hips. “But you’ve known me for some time when we’ve both been like this, and I want to know if you’re willing to say with your hands what you’ll say with your words. Both of us are deathly tired of speeches…” She put her hand under Princess Royal’s chin and tilted her head up slightly. “…I love that you never do things by half-measures, but if you want to have me, then you can’t merely tell me, you’ll have to take me. So, Princess Royal, will you do this, or suddenly become shy and retire at the last and crucial moment? Show me~”
Princess Royal shuddered as she was forced to look right into Tiger’s enchanting orange eyes. The tall, buxom beauty was a physical marvel- Princess Royal had to admit that to herself. But she was being given a chance to finally have one over on the woman, so she took it. She seized Tiger by her coat and tugged her forward, planting her own lips on the battlecruiser’s, and not just for something quick- she was in it for the duration to kiss Tiger as long as she could stand.
As it turned out, Tiger could stand quite a bit, and it was a long time until the pair separated.
After they separated, Tiger touched her forehead to Princess Royal’s, and put her arms around the shorter girl’s shoulders. “Heh… Of all the cute girls I could find, I found the one who just finds it so hard to say “I love you”. Well, we’ll just have to fix that, won’t we?”
Princess Royal blushed and pouted. “Hmph. All I can really hope is that some good behavior might rub off on you over time.”
Tiger chuckled. “Darling… That’s going to take a whole lot of rubbing. And what if I don’t change the way you want me to, hm? What will you do then, if this Tiger doesn’t change her stripes.”
Princess Royal’s pout disappeared, but her blush stayed. “…I wouldn’t recognize you if you were too different, and I believe the Tiger I feel this way about is the one right in front of me. If it is so beyond you to change, then don’t. This is how I will have you, whether you make yourself a little more presentable or not.”
The voluptuous battlecruiser giggled. “…Well, why don’t we stay overnight to see how we get along in private. My bed always has room for two~”
Princess Royal’s pout returned. “Only if you find it in yourself to not hog the covers.”
“Hehe, All right~”
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Dido was anxious. The commander had sent her to find out why Princess Royal and Tiger were late to their cleaning duties, and so she had to navigate the supervised guest housing where the formerly rebel kansen were being kept until it was time to send them on their way.
Dido hurried along the corridors, stepping lightly to make sure that she didn’t wake up anyone who was still asleep- Agincourt could get pretty testy about that sort of thing. She knocked on what should have been Princess Royal’s room. She then nervously dared to knock again.
So much for that.
She then worked up the nerve to walk over to Tiger’s room. While she wasn’t as liable to complain about being woken up as Princess Royal, Tiger made her quiver for different reasons. Her heart briefly felt like it jumped into her throat before she knocked on the door.
“Oh… who has come calling on this good morning?” There was Tiger’s unmistakable voice.
“Um, it’s me, Dido, and the master was wondering why you’re late today…. May I come in?”
Tiger spoke up. “Why, you certainly can, darling~”
“She most certainly can not!” There was Princess Royal’s voice. “I’m indecent!”
Tiger giggled. “No, I’m indecent, you are merely unclothed.”
Dido tapped the door again. “So…”
Tiger spoke up. “All right, just wait five minutes for her highness to make herself presentable.”
Dido did what she was told.
After a few minutes, there was the sound of a click, accompanied by Tiger’s sultry voice. “Come on in~”
Dido blushed as she stepped in.
Tiger was cooking a full breakfast, only she was dressed in a translucent, flame-orange nightgown that allowed Dido to see the racy black underwear that was tasked with handling the battlecruiser’s abundant figure. Dido peeked over to the bedroom to see Princess Royal sitting in bed, with her usual level of grumpiness and wearing a set of elaborate red pajamas.
Dido blushed “O-Oh… You two had… A special moment…”
Tiger smiled. “You see, it’s not a problem. When outside of battle, this girl is a harmless kitten.” As if to emphasize that, Tiger began stroking the top of Dido’s head.
The maid blushed immediately. “Uwaaa…”
Princess Royal sighed. “Be that as it may, I hope you may find some diplomatic way to inform the commander of our tardiness. You are not to say you found us together in the altogether, or some other such scandalous thing.”
Dido gave a dutiful nod. “Ah… Yes…” She looked at Tiger and everything going on in the kitchen. “Is there anything I can help you with while I’m here? It’ll help you get ready faster, I think.”
Tiger shook her head. “I’m fine here, but I think our princess could stand being spoiled by a cute maid. Why don’t you go wait on her hand and foot until breakfast is ready.” She chuckled. “And besides, the faster you help us get ready, the sooner you’ll get to be in charge of us~”
Princess Royal crossed her arms. “I don’t know how much of an incentive that is. You know how domineering she isn’t.”
Tiger went back to breakfast. “Oh, she’s quite good at taking charge, under the right circumstances.”
Dido squeaked and went over to Princess Royal. “Do you need anything?”
Princess Royal looked up for a moment. “…I think I would like you to at least do my braid. I don’t need to explain how it works or looks, nor should I have to. I am sure that you’re observant.”
Dido sat down on the bed, and took Princess Royal’s hair into her nimble hands, and immediately got to work. The battlecruiser closed her eyes as she was taken care of, and Dido could tell that Princess Royal was in a state where she was feeling that something was right with the world. Responding to this, she took the time to get it just right. “I know it may be beyond me to ask, but I guess you will stop fighting as much?”
Tiger chuckled. “Oh, dear… It was never anything for you to worry about, and probably even less so now. You can just say that we decided to be honest with each other and came to an understanding.”
Princess Royal blushed a little at that. “Please don’t try to have that sort of way with words. The maid is already as red as she can manage.”
Dido did indeed blush, and did want to bury her face in Princess Royal’s hair. “W-Well, I’m sure the commander would be happy to know that but… Ah… I guess you’re not telling him the details.”
Tiger came in with breakfast, walking into the bedroom with a sway to her hips. “Of course- That’ll be our little secret between the two of us. Of course, if you’d like to join in and learn about that yourself…”
Princess Royal flushed completely red. “T-Tiger! Not in front of the help!” She huffed. “It’s obvious that last night wasn’t enough, and that you need some further action.”
Tiger chuckled, and set out breakfast. She had always teased Princess Royal, and she had always responded- But now Princess Royal was truly hers to tease, and Princess Royal was able to properly express herself- even if it was behind closed doors.
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2023.06.07 06:23 weirdmountain [US-NJ] [H] Tomb Of Dracula CCs. Gotham Central HCs. Immortal Hulk HCs. East Of West HC set. Howard The Duck Gerber Omnibus. A whole lot of low-priced oddball stuff. [W] PayPal.

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2023.06.06 22:20 EnderDracon Best opportunity for Lil gazi unlock?

Was just curious as to what y’all did to set up unlocking lil gazi. I’ve tried a decent amount of times but I haven’t been able to nail all 6. I’ve seen some potential in king moko or maybe the hog fight near the heart but I thought I’d see what you guys have done.
Thanks!!!
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2023.06.06 13:58 Windgesang_ Hunter of the moon (Lunacub guide)

Hunter of the moon (Lunacub guide)
Finally, the fifth deadeye of the game is here. I’ve been waiting for her for 7 months now. Except she has a few slight issues with her kit (yes I’m saying it straight from the start).
https://preview.redd.it/5zi7odhiwd4b1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=73ca2477d91066c08a463f70924313213396ca9e

Overview

Lunacub is a 5* Deadeye Sniper focusing on Camouflage. With the ability to stay camouflaged nigh-permanently, she is capable of staying deep in the enemy lines to deal some damage before everyone else, making it the next best thing to global range.

Stats

  • Offensive stats:
Deadeye Snipers have one of the best ATK stats in the entire game, losing only to Mystic Casters and Crusher Guards.
Similar to all those top ATK branch, they have a pretty slow attack interval to “compensate” at 2.7 seconds, one of the slowest of the game.
  • Defensive stats:
I have already spoiled that she has extremely long duration camouflage, which boosts her “defensive” stats by a lot. But even outside of that, her HP is strangely high and is one of the highest of all Snipers, losing only to Spreadshooters, Flingers, and Fiammetta.
Why is her HP that high? Because for some reason they decided to give her +300 HP as trust bonus, on a unit designed to have nigh-permanent Camouflage. It’s the same trust bonus as Andreana – another Deadeye – at +300 HP +40 ATK, so it’s not unprecedented, but why not going for the full ATK like Firewatch.
For a number example, at max level and max module, she gets 1996 HP. That’s extremely high for a ranged unit.
Anyway aside from that her DEF is pretty average for a sniper.
  • Cost:
Deadeye Snipers have a fairly high cost for a ST sniper. For Luna, that will be 19 at base and 21 at E1 onward.

Range

Deadeye have one of the best range in the game.
Deadeye range at base (left) and E1 onward (right)
They have the ability to reach a bit further forward than Marksman and 2 tiles further to their side which really enhance their positioning aspect because they’ll usually be able to reach the enemies even with awkward placement. Especially for Lunacub, she has even less of a positioning issue thanks to her Camo.

Trait

Prioritise attacking the enemy with the lowest DEF in range first
The Deadeye’s trait is a weird one. It’s unpredictable unless you have a solid grasp of the enemy’s stats or you are in your second attempt of the map already. It can be helpful because Casters and most ranged enemies tend to have lower DEF than their melee kin so you can take them out earlier. It’s not always true, but it’s a good starting point.
But it’s not all bad. It also prevents them from ever being distracted. There’s a typical strat that they would spawn ranged enemies following behind a defender or an elite which would usually lead to most ST units to aim at the defender instead of the ranged one, even when both are blocked. These snipers however, can snipe out those ranged enemies in advance. The same goes for enemies with Taunt (“more likely to be targeted” or “draws enemy fire” in the game’s description), the Deadeyes ignore that and only care about the DEF stats.
They also count DEF debuff/buff as well. If you have Shamare or something to reduce DEF, those guys are definitely more likely to be targeted by a Deadeye. The reverse case is someone like a Guerilla Herald, who buffs DEF for everyone but themselves and have low DEF. The Deadeyes usually target these Heralds first.
Anyway, the targeting will be annoying to get used to.

Talent: Wilderness Instinct

Available at E1: Gains [Camouflage] while this unit’s skill is not active
At E2: Gains [Camouflage] while this unit’s skill is not active; Attack interval reduced slightly after skill activation
[Camouflage]: Prevents being targeted by enemy attacks if the unit is not blocking (but will still take Splash damage)
This is the main identity for Luna, being a unit with a nigh-permanent Camouflage buff.
As stated, camouflage prevents enemies from targeting the user, but they will still take Splash damage. This Splash damage refer to most attacks that deals damage in an area.
https://i.redd.it/yh87frcrwd4b1.gif
But what’s not expected is that some attacks that looks like it should be doing damage in an AoE still wouldn’t hit camouflaged unit. For examples, Sui’s thunderbolt, Degenbrecher’s area disarm, Dorothy’s… boss thingy that deals AoE damage that split evenly between all allies, etc. My guess is that due to how these skill works, they would still have to find the unit first… or something.
Idk why either
Altars – the cold one from chapter 6 and the true damage one from chapter 7 – for some reason doesn’t affect Camo despite being completely an AoE effect. This is made worse with the fact that the true damage altar actually hit invisible units, the status that is in essence “better Camo”. But this is the only exception so far, since the cold altar doesn’t hit either of those.
I think they just forgot to fix and is now too late to fix
There are also some AoE skills that only activate if the enemy sees someone to attack. This usually means Camouflaged unit can avoid those skills, with the only exception so far is IS#2 Phantom’s AoE attack which can target an ally through Camouflage.
-if you don't see a GIF that means I was too lazy to run IS#2 again to get a recording but you can take my words for this
Her Camouflage is tied to her non-skill state though, so does this mean that if her skill is up, she will be vulnerable again? Nope because she has that extra HP hah. That and her skill is also designed accordingly with this talent, though we will have to wait until the Skill section for that.
Anyway, the second clause of the talent is that her attack interval is reduced when skill is active. This is a 15% reduction to her base amount of 2.7 seconds and is calculated before any Attack Speed (ASPD) buff. Her new attack interval with skill up, without any other ASPD, is 2.3 seconds (in 30 FPS context, that’s 69 frames, which is nice).
Spoiler I guess, but her module level 3 increases this reduction to 25%, which makes her attack interval 2.03 seconds instead.

Skills

  • RIIC skills:
Always available – Lazy Cub: When stationed at a Dorm, self morale recovery per hour +0.7
This is not much useful, considering that her other base skill isn’t used constantly either. But this essentially means that Luna will recover morale fast after working in the base.
Available at E2 – Wilderness Survival: When this Operator is assigned to the Workshop to process Skill Summaries, the production rate of byproduct increases by 80%.
Admittedly, this is the highest % chance to get byproduct for Skill Summaries (aside from Nine-Colored Deer). But, like I said, you won’t use this skill and craft skill books that much. As in, eventually, your Skill Summaries acquisition rate will be slow enough that you will only be able to craft once every long while, unless you're actively farming CA-5 (like refresh-with-OP level of actively). Side note, if you have Hellagur, he has access to this skill straight from the get-go.

First skill: Time to Hunt

  • Stats at level 7:
ATK +60%
18 seconds duration, 24 SP cost, 8 initial SP
Auto Recovery, manual activation

  • Masteries:
M3 gives ATK +100%, 20 SP cost, 10 initial SP

  • Advance Details:
Uhhhh…
This is exactly like ATK Up γ, except with a much shorter duration and cooldown. Presumably, the rotation was reduced with her talent in mind, to minimize the time when she’s vulnerable to attacks.

  • Usage:
Despite that, I don’t think the shortened cycle is enough to put Lunacub deep in the enemy lines. 18 seconds is a decently long time to get killed, even with her amazing 300 extra HP (no I will not let this go).
Technically, if she’s still vulnerable to attacks when this skill is up, we can fix that by properly timed the skill when there are no more ranged enemies around. But doing that negates the upside of short cooldown.
This skill doesn’t look too promising, not because it’s inherently bad. Rather, it pretty much removes Luna’s main identity unless you’re extremely good with skill timing and all that.
And furthermore, Andreana also has an S1 with the same +100% ATK, with similar attack rate (2.2 seconds vs Luna’s 2.033 assuming both have mod3), and Andreana’s ASPD is always active and not just during skill, and, Andreana has DEA–Ⲭ which gives her potentially even more damage.
You can definitely use it because it is Luna’s only method of gaining even more ATK, so that she can actually kill stronger enemies (or at least almost kill because now the short duration can actually hurt).

Second skill: Umbrial Ambush

  • Stats at level 7:
ASPD +110; Gain Camouflage for 5 seconds; Within the skill duration, defeating an enemy grants Camouflage for 7 seconds.
25 seconds duration, 54 SP cost, 25 initial SP
Auto Recovery, manual activation

  • Masteries:
M3 gives ASPD +140; Camouflage for 8 seconds; Defeating an enemy grants Camouflage for 8 seconds.
50 SP cost, 30 initial SP

  • Advance Details:
With 110 ASPD and her E2 talent effect, her new attack interval with this skill is 1.1 seconds, or 33 frames in a 30 FPS scale. At M3 with 140 ASPD, that interval is 0.967 second, or 29 frames. And with mod3 M3, that interval is 0.833 second (25 frames).
Luna gains 5 (8) seconds of Camouflage upon using this skill and 7 (8) seconds upon getting a kill during the skill duration. These duration don’t stacks.
That is to say, Luna will only remains in Camouflage for the next 7/8 seconds after getting a kill, regardless of when it happened.
Luna herself has to be the one delivering the killing blow to receive the Camouflage.

  • Usage:
As anyone would guess, this skill is designed to make Lunacub completely covered with Camouflage while still be able to use skill. As long as she kills something, she will get Camouflage for the next 8 seconds.
But that’s exactly where the issue is. She has to kill things constantly during her skill to achieve this permanent Camouflage. (In a perfect scenario, she would need to kill only 3 enemies if it’s perfectly spaced out every 7.9 seconds.)
She doesn’t get any +ATK with this skill, it’s pure ASPD. Meaning despite her high base ATK, that’s all she wrote. In general, her ATK is similar to a Marksman with +100% ATK, while her skill attack interval is similar to a Marksman (or shorter with mod3). Wait a minute, a Marksman with +100% ATK and Camouflage??? Oh my god RIP Ap…
Jokes aside, this idea forces Luna to only use this skill when there are kill-able mobs around. Which sounds fine, skill issue and all, but because of the lack of ATK it severely reduces the type of mobs that she can kill within 8 seconds, relegating it to mostly trash mobs.
And this is why I have always use “nigh-permanent” when talking about her Camouflage. In theory, she can roll over trash mobs and feed her Camo constantly. In practice, that uhhh… depends on a lot of things: skill issues, wave flow, amount and flow of trash mobs. Basically, even the most skillful player can still find scenarios where they can’t use the skill regardless.
Maybe the 50 SP cost is because you’re not going to be able to use this skill constantly anyway.

Modules

DEA–У
  • Stage 1:
HP +120
ATK +55
Trait upgraded: Prioritise attacking the enemy with the lowest DEF in range first; If the attacked enemy remains alive, gain 1 additional SP
Analysis: As with Firewatch’s module, this module seeks to improve her skill rotation. Sadly, HG knew they are going to give her this DEA–У module, so they masterfully “balanced” her primary skill by increasing its SP cost to 50.
Anyway, Lunacub was released during a time when HG had already realised that SP cost should just stay low. With her DEA–У module, her S2 50 SP cost can be brought down to a minimum of about 36? But then, why not give her 40 SP cost and then give her DEA–Ⲭ instead? I know I have discovered that DEA–Ⲭ doesn’t give that much boost at mid-range but something is better than nothing.
Well, that’s enough rant for this section.
You can technically use S1 and have an extremely low downtime though, similar to Firewatch S1 (same SP cost and all), though with a much shorter skill duration. Admittedly, her S2 is her identity skill and this mod helps “fix” the SP cost. So yes, it’s a very important mod for Luna.
Important note: the attacked enemy has to lose HP in order for DEA-У to give SP. That is to say, if the target dodged or negated the damage with Barrier (Big Sad Lock, SSS Sloma tower boss…), these Deadeyes will not get SP.

  • Stage 2: (stat boosts do not stack, only replace)
HP +145
ATK +63
Talent upgraded: Gains [Camouflage] while this unit’s skill is not active; Attack interval reduced slightly after skill activation (-20%). {Upgraded from -15%}
  • Stage 3:
HP +160
ATK +68
Talent upgraded: Gains [Camouflage] while this unit’s skill is not active; Attack interval reduced after skill activation (-25%). {Upgraded from -20%}
Analysis: This is a pretty sizeable boost to her attack interval. As mentioned before, it decreases her S1 attack interval from 2.3 seconds to 2.033 seconds, and her S2M3 attack interval from 0.97 seconds to 0.83.
Module upgrades materials are pretty limited, so in the grand scheme, this module is not worth it because Luna herself is not worth it. But for Lunacub specifically, this module is very good if you want to stick with her. It covers her S2 SP cost, gives her even more attack rate for both skills, and provides her with more ATK which she will definitely need if you use S2.

Concluding thoughts

Lunacub is designed to stay in Camouflage and snipe enemies from really dangerous position. Unless if there are AoE environmental hazards (altars excluded) or enemies that deal AoE damage without needing to target anything (like the mushroom from SN). If she can feed off of mobs, she can stay in Camouflage permanently
  • S1 is her only +ATK source. This makes it worth a consideration when Luna is not in danger but you need more damage to kill anything other than trash mobs. That in turns make her unique talent irrelevant, or at least half-irrelevant, and is essentially a side-grade Andreana S1. That sounds sad doesn’t it. You can use it while abusing the camo off-skill (and that +300HP) to dodge the low traffic ranged attacks (why I said half-irrelevant), but if you are at that strategical prowess already, you don’t need this guide.
  • S2 is Luna’s identity. She can go extremely aggressive because of her Camo. With some fodder, Luna can stay almost permanently in Camouflage. The lack of any ATK boost limits the kind of mobs that she can kill, so she’s relegated to mostly weak fodders. She also prefers to be placed away from other DPS or it’ll be a struggle of kill to get Camo. The only major issue is AoE damage (and reveal but we haven’t seen those enemies for a long time until the recent floor 3 boss map in IS#3: Requiem Aeternam and Eternal Wrath, 2 same maps but different boss).
For most people, their first comparison to Luna is Firewatch. Both are Deadeyes that revolves around staying undetected. But Firewatch is far more powerful. Invisible is a definite step above Camouflage. Her Invisible has 50 seconds duration with a downtime of around 15-20. She deals bonus damage to ranged enemies, removing the need for Invi/Camo, though she may or may not target them first. Luna can have permanent camo, though that will be without skill or pray that she kill enemies properly with S2. It is much easier for Luna to be placed aggressively compared to Firewatch, but Firewatch gives a much better reward if you can make it.
Another comparison is someone I made a joke about way earlier: April. Both are Camo Sniper that revolves around being capable of going deep in the enemy’s line and kill something (maybe). With both of their S2 up, they have similar stats: 1200 ATK and about 1 second attack interval. The advantage here isn’t any skill rotation or DPS or whatever, but that April has guaranteed 26 seconds Camo duration whereas Luna needs to get kills. This guaranteed duration allows her to spend time killing (or at least wounding) the stronger enemies unlike Luna who only have a third of that time. Also, April only needs that deployment slot when she’s ready, while Luna has to hog it the entire time. April has an easier time moving around the map. Luna’s only advantages are range, which are rarely seen and/or are not hard to work around, and more importantly her off-skill state for long duration fighting (like I said, something is better than nothing), for example against global range mechanics like Faust or Talulah.
But those are comparisons made while focusing on their innate mechanics of Invi/Camo. What about their designed role? Who else is designed to be stationed deep in the enemies line, having specific talent that will allow them to stay alive in the thick of things, to deal damage before anyone else? That’s right, it is time to talk about Kira…
Throughout this whole thing you might have noticed that I have been constantly saying that Luna is incapable of killing anything but trash mobs. That’s technically not true of course. But given the design of Luna’s kit, her most unique role is to stay undetected behind the enemy’s line to deal damage, and in order to do that she needs to kill an enemy every 7.9 seconds (btw I hope you understand why I keep saying 7.9 instead of 8).
Given this time restriction and the fact that she gets no extra ATK boost, the only thing she can kill within that time are basic mobs. Basic here actually covers a wide array of weak fodders: slugs, doggos, literal basic mobs, their archer version, and their caster version, with some occasional drones. So as much as I keep saying “limited” to trash mobs, it’s a bigger list than it seems. The downside here is that it’s trash mobs, there are plenty of ways of killing trash mobs that don’t involve even 6*.
If you are not using her unique talent, you are essentially using the worst Deadeye Sniper, if not just one of the worst 5* Snipers, with either of her skills (except for maybe Firewatch S1 against pure melee but she has an easy fix for that). No I’m not kidding. I’m not saying you are wrong to prefer using her. I’m just saying to expect accordingly.
So plop her deep in the enemy lines, time her skill correctly, and you can have a unit that filters out trash mobs before they reach your frontline. That’s her best and only value.

Outro

So uhh, how’s your 10 dupe Lunacub doing? Anyway, I really love the Deadeye branch in general, so I was kinda thrilled to see a new one announced 7 months ago on CN server. Too bad what we ended up getting is a ST Kirara but thankfully can actually survive and kill things. Still a great addition to my team though. Anyway thanks for reading I guess?

Sellout
All other guides in this post here.
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2023.06.05 18:07 RafflesiaArnoldii The types ft. Unconventional Bonding Methods


Welcome to this episode of ‘I read Enneagram Literature so you don’t have to’.
You know how when a cat likes you, it might bring you random dead animals?
Or that when a dog is happy, it wags its tail?
In a lot of ways humans and other mammals are pretty similar so that it is possible to ‘pack bond’ with your pets in the first place so that both of you count the other as family in a sense, but still it pays a lot for a responsible pet owner to study the specific body language of their animal to better understand how it bonds and communicates.
Sometimes we can have a less extreme (but all the subtler) version of this going on even between the same kinds of mammals, namely us.
So in this writeup we are going to be discussing some ways that the types try to bond with, connect, show interest in or be friendly with others that may not immediately be obvious as such, so that others may be confused or irritated by it.
In particular, this is about signs or attempts of what it looks like if someone’s trying to move from casual acquaintance to personal friend or interested in deepening & maintaining a preexisting bond – and probably, as you read this, some of these will sound pretty natural to you, whereas others might strike you as puzzling or counterintuitive.
So hopefully being able to recognize those less obvious bonding attempts will be helpful to be more polite & considerate to others, because even if your answer is ‘no thank you not interested’ you might act differently if you know the other person is trying to be friends vs. if you just see it as a random baffling/annoying behavior.
Or, on the other side, if you’ve been wondering why your own attempts at building rapport haven’t been so well received this might be why others might misunderstand or be confused by them.
1
As they can present as very polished & put-together on first contact, a sign that you are potentially moving into the inner circle with an 1 can be if they open up to you about their personal struggles, such as what they’re currently frustrated about because it’s not as it should be or worries they might have about if they’re able to get everything right.
You also see that in many self-help books where, to give examples or build rapport with the reader the author goes into some error they made in their family life (for example) & how the wisdom they are trying to share with you helped them fix that.
Someone else might look at that and think ‘you don’t sound so enlightened to me, why should I listen to you’ or that their ‘struggle with temptation’ makes them sound hypocritical, but the 1 comes from a place of assuming that everyone starts out flawed & falling short & we must all always improve ourselves & how that can be one’s saving grace.
2
If a 2 wants to become closer with you, they will probably show you attention, go out of their way to interact with you, offer to do you favors, spontaneously surprise you etc.
2s are probably among the most obvious types in this regard, they do perceive the onus as being on them and take the initiative, and a lot of the time that works, a lot of people are going to like it if someone showers you with attention, flatters you, acts like they like you & acts interested in your interests, react empathetically to your struggles etc.
The way that this can go sideways is not so much people not realizing the intention as it is that it can be perceived as intrusive, pushy or too-much-too-soon – the 2 might hear you mention something about having no babysitter & then offer to watch your kids when you don’t know them well enough to trust them with that, or they might kind of push & insist until you blow them off firmly and then they’re offended, or the person feels pressured to “let them down easy”.
3
For 3s, a common form of bonding is swapping stories about goals & archievements.
This serves two purposes: The first is that they wanna prove to you they’re worth the time of day & important, awesome people that should be paid attention to, and they want to associate & build alliances with others who fit that same description.
But on the other hand, once they are feeling more secure with someone you might also see that line to 6 coming out & there might be genuine desire to collaborate empower & support each other, so they actually want to hear about what’s on your vision board, your fitness journey or your fancy vacation etc. & how you can both plan to have more awesomeness in your lives.
If their conversation partner is also a more active and/or goal-oriented person this might go well & lead to an atmosphere where you’re all feeling empowered, motivited & pumped-up after the conversation & ready to tackle the next item on the to-do list.
Others however might not be into constant striving or have taboos aganst hogging attention so they might feel kind of inferior & end up comparing their life to all of the 3s’s fancy archievements, or the 3 asks them about their 5 year plan and they don’t have one & they fee like they can’t keep up or take offense to the insinuation that they should be running on the hamsterwheel & always squeezing more juice out of everything they do.
This might not sound so strange to US americans where this is the social norm, I remember seeing a guy on youtube returning to the US after living abroad for a while & reflecting on how much more the discussion goes to what is your job, what are your goals , what’s your projects etc.
Whereas 3s living in other cultures might be careful about avoiding the appearance of braggadociousness if that’s seen very negatively.
4
Most of the time 4s can be more focussed on their own feelings, life philosophy & going-ons so a sign that they’re taking a serious interest in you might be if they go out of their way to ask you about your feelings, reactions & innermost thoughts on things.
They’re probably going to skim straight past the mundane pleasantries & be interested in the dark, the unusual, deeply personal, existential & philosophic.
Sometimes this can be welcome & appreciated, particularly if it’s someone who tends to neglect introspection & welcomes the occasional nudge in that direction, or can’t find many others who might be willing to discuss those kinds of thoughts – others might have limited bandwith for things that are upsetting, unrealistic or ‘too out-there’.
Others however might find this too direct like they’re not just going to pour out all their mess just like that or would be more guarded about their vulnerabilities, or they might prefer chill, relaxing small-talk & find it entitled if someone wants their personal thoughts & opinions right away before first building what they would consider enough of a foundation. Or they might like the serious talk sometimes but when they come home stressed from work they would prefer to engage with easy, lighthearted subject matters & might find it snobbish if the 4 always wants to be discussing the meaning of life or whatever.
5
In general 5s tend to keep to themselves and rarely initiate interaction of their own accord, so wanting to get along with you might look like volunteering lots on information when a relevant concept comes up, telling you various factiods that you might find interesting or useful, or telling you in detail about their current pursuits.
The intention is usually really just to share something with you that they find useful or interesting, have something worthwhile to offer & to speak about what’s important in their life as everyone else might (just that for them it’s their interests) – and sometimes it works & the people around you do indeed find it interesting and insightful.
To some unsuspecting unlookers, however, having a big monologue of information unloaded on them might be boring or overwhelming, or it might be mistaken as showing off, trying to be a smartass or dominating the conversation. Or they might just be plain confused why they’re suddenly being told absolutely everything about dinosaurs or some obscure anime film.
It is certainly going to be a growing edge for any young & inexperienced 5 out there to learn to keep track of when others might be bored and uninterested without over-correcting to the other side & assuming nobody ever wants to hear you.
However, while you might expect an adult to broaden their perspective & expand to other channels of communication than what comes naturally to them, ppl could stand to be a lot more patient with kids, adolescents & youth that didn’t have the time or chance to learn yet.
You hear so many cases of ppl complaining their 15 year old won’t come out of their room, talk about what their doing or show enthusiasm, but then they will be totally unavailable themselves to be connected with on an intellectual level. That 15 year old probably isn’t gonna embark on the mortifying ordeal of stretching past their comfort zone for parents that they experience as rejecting their input & uninterested in their passions.
6
If a 6 is starting to consider you a serious friend, this might show as looking to commiserate about their current worries & gripes, and as including you in their planning. (which could mean checking with you about some decision or processing out loud with you)
The idea is that you will join in with your own grievances & then you might find you have shared struggles to relate over, they’ll express support and maybe help you problem solve or bring you something that might be of practical help. & then you all give each other validation or offer solutions to each others problems – so there’s some expectation of reciprocity that you will also help, support, validate & provide feedback for them if needed.
A lot of the times this works, after all 6 is generally considered one of the more likeable & engaging types. There’s a lot to be said for having a friend who will be supportive of you, look out for your interests & offer resourceful practical solutions.
However for some people your problems & personal mess are not considered suitable for casual discussion & they might see it whiny, complainy or victim-y, or not get that the person wants to vent & get reassurance more than just solutions. Or they might find it too negative.
If you live in europe you probably aren’t too surprised by this one ‘cause it’s the social norm here to complain about your life as a way to make casual smalltalk. In some parts of France they reportedly take it so far that if they ask you what’s going on & you say everything’s fine (rather than at coming up with some minor triviality to riff on), that may be taken as rude.
You see the occasional 3 or 7 lamenting how much more optimistic, dynamic & spontaneous things are in other parts of the world.
7
For 7s, the desire to bond & get to know each other better is often expressed as invitations to do stuff together. They often fall into the activity/ quality time love language.
7s don’t generally depend that much on others, are usually good at quickly chatting up ppl wherever they go & might even feel that others can slow them down a bit, so if they repeatedly want you, in particular, to be a part of their exploits, this may suggest that they like you.
Now this works great if your friends are also interested in the activities, and 7s are usually good at getting ppl excited. Personally as someone who tends to be pretty inert if left to my own devices but actually enjoys doing new/weird/exciting things once in a while, I think this can be a great feature now just as a way to hang out but to allow more new experiences into your life without a lot of hassle, you just need to come along with someone who knows where the action is at.
This can be a lot less sucessful if the would-be friend is more of a homebody and/or isn’t much for spontaneous outings, or if they don’t share the same enthusiasm or interest for the same things as the 7. Other ppl might also prefer quieter, more domestic hangouts or more opportunities to stop & include more heavy/serious stuff into the relationship.
8
For 8s, taking an interest in something can often take the shape of provocation & banter. First because they simply find that stimulating & exciting, and second because it gives them a chance to get a good sense of how the person they’re thinking of associating with is going to react & what they’re capable of. So there is an element of reactive ‘testing’ done in an assertive preemptive way, ‘let’s poke them with a stick to see what they do’ – for example the 8 might openly disagree or debate with you, start talking about some controversial subject, or adress you some brazen procative question or statement.
Sometimes ppl might see its exactly as its intended – as interesting, stimulating exchange that lets you learn a lot about what a given person is rly about – but other times this can get really misunderstood especially by people who are more sensitive or ‘proper’. They might think the 8 is mad at them, is just being incendiary for lulz or that they’re looking to pick a fight… which is kind of true, but the 8 might not see that fight as a big serious deal, more like puppies & kittens play-fighting. Not fully realizing how they might come off loud or aggressive to others,
There’s one anecdote in Richard Rohr’s lectures about a young man who kept contradicting him & looking to debate in some wprshop he held & Rohr assumed this guy must have it out for him, but then he heard from other attendants that the guy actually likes/admires his work & was looking to learn more by challenging him on the parts he wasn’t so convinced on.
9
For 9s, a sign that they are starting to like you on a personal level & feel comfortable with you is if they start talking more about themselves or showing more of their opinions, as well as generally acting more lively rather than just quietly keeping at the sidelines or just asking about you & letting you do the talking or just showing surface politeness.
Whereas others like 4 or 6 might be very candid with their struggles & opinions, 9s are more like that meme where you need to be special level 3 friend to unlock their tragic backstory. They may seem nice, unassuming & easy to get along with, but then when you get to know them you might be astounded by their hidden dephts, secret talents, contemplative thoughts, creativity & on-point intuitive insight about people and the cosmos.
If it doesn’t work I guess this strategy has the advantage that it’s easy to backpedal without jeopardizing the nominal surface level bond, because if the person doesn’t seem receptive to hearing the 9s opinions & thoughts… then they just don’t bring them up again and the relationship simply stays surface level. (which I suppose can feel pretty discouraging if it keeps happening)
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2023.06.05 16:31 MasterHandSSBU Personally insulting the fans of every NBA superstar and also Chris Paul

Lebron James - The easy joke here is that you are somebody who doesn’t really know anything about basketball and just picked the guy you recognised from Space Jam or adverts, but the truth runs a little bit deeper than that. If Lebron James is your favourite player you don’t even like basketball, you like arguing online. The sad truth is, you desperately crave the facade of friendship that comes with the tribalism inherent to picking a side in a popular argument. You exist only to say Lebron is better than Jordan or Curry or Dwyane Wade or whoever it is you and your gang are arguing about that week. Any game of basketball that doesn’t have Lebron in it is completely worthless to you unless it can be used as evidence about a player that Lebron played with/against. Any game with Lebron in it is a nightmare, because you know if he plays badly MJ fans will make fun of you on Twitter, and to you that’s all that matters.
Steph Curry - To be a Curry fan means that, intrinsically, you are spoiled. Your hands are soft and unworked, your mummy still pays for your groceries and you have a manservant to wipe your ass when you’ve finished shitting. You were raised on state-funded winning and excuses for failure. You would never survive even a day in the wild, you shrink from adversity like a child fleeing the hand of an abusive father and you speak like a ten-year old. You have no place in the dirtier arguments of the NBA, you consider yourself above them. Steph and his superteam have coddled you, made you feeble with his asterisk rings. The thought of supporting a REAL player, somebody you have to FIGHT for scares you too much. You are, and forever will be, bitchmade.
Kawhi Leonard - You will never understand why the rest of us are so jealous of you. Kawhi has his rings, he has his fan love and he has an excuse to retire early and not embarrass you with the sight of having to watch him average 7 points a game for the Grizzlies at the age of 36. You support a basketball player who isn’t. Kawhi is now little more than a myth, a legend of the rings of yesteryear that echoes throughout the barren planes of San Antonio and Toronto. All you, as his trusted liege can do is keep the flame alive for as long as you can. The winds may howl and call him a pussy for his load management but as long as you shelter the flame, and Kawhi keeps conveniently getting injured when the Clippers need him, you will be safe. They will always remember the Philly shot. That’s all you need.
Joel Embiid - He can’t keep getting away with this, right? I mean, you put in WORK to get him that MVP, more work than he did, and this is how he repays you? You remember a time when you laughed at the fans of ringless players. AI, Melo, Lillard, Chris Paul, Harden until he saw the light, all bums. Embiid would get you a ring, he was designed to get you a ring, he had to get you a ring. You deserve a ring. You sat through the rebuild, all those injury problems, Ben fucking Simmons, all because you were promised a ring. And every year you would say ‘we lost because of this thing that isn’t Embiid’s fault, we’ll be back next year!’. And for a while, the public believed you. They bought your tales and your lies. Not anymore. They know the truth now, and they hate him for it. Deep down, you do too.
Kevin Durant - How many times will KD ‘seek a new challenge’ or ‘make the move right for him’ before you come to terms with what he is? He’s a nasty ring chaser, and that’s okay. Everyone would respect you more if you just admitted it. You can cope all you want and justify all his moves by claiming ‘toxic environment!’ or ‘the front office hated him!’ but even you don’t believe that, you just say it to save face. The worst part is, you haven’t heard the worst of it yet. KD has gone remarkably unscrutinized by NBA media as a whole, but when people start to question whether the most remarkable unicorn the NBA had seen since Wemby should have more than two state-funded rings, you might have some explaining to do. Maybe he should have stayed loyal to Oakland. Not OKC though, fuck that place.
James Harden - I want you to find a coin right now and flip it, catch it in your hand and turn it over. Take note of what side it lands on and keep flipping it until it lands on the other side. If you can flip this coin 56 times and have it land on the same side every time, congratulations! You have matched the statistical probability of the 2018 Rockets missing 27 consecutive threes. What this exercise should show you is that God is real and for whatever reason, he hates James Harden. Spare your soul and support a real player instead.
Giannis Antetokounmpo - Nobody has ever enjoyed a Giannis performance without already being a fan of Giannis in the first place. He is perhaps the most consistently boring superstar to watch. He never takes threes unless they’re wide open, he has never had a super interesting or acrobatic dunk, he loves free throws and he makes about 14 barely contested layups per game. He has no dribbling bag and his defence relies on simply being large. He is a boring player, and you know this, because that’s why you like him. Your idea of ‘good basketball’ is simply the person who can score the most points with the highest efficiency. You live and die by the box score because you genuinely think that’s the objective way of saying who had the best game. You could be sat in front of an Excel spreadsheet instead of a Bucks game and have essentially the same amount of fun, because your brain has been programmed to release dopamine whenever it sees three numbers over 10 next to each other. You are boring, we all think you’re dull, and when the rest of us are discussing real basketball we don’t want you anywhere near us because your idea of humour is just saying the jokes that Giannis said again. An Allen Iverson comp would kill you on the spot.
Russell Westbrook - It would be easy to make a joke about how much you miss 2017 and how you pretended it still is to try and stop the pain from setting in, but to be honest I honestly think you do still genuinely believe it to be 2017. For you, time hasn’t progressed at all. You’ve been known to play Despacito and Ed Sheeran when you get the aux and you can’t stop talking about how excited you are for Infinity War to come out. And yes, you do still somehow believe Russell Westbrook is a good player. Despite all your friends and family pleading with you to move on and showing you Youtube videos of that time he hit the side of the backboard, you firmly believe that Russ is still cooking on the Thunder. I can promise you, it doesn’t get better. Wake up now before we lose you forever.
Nikola Jokic. You are a 35 year old white guy with a beard and glasses who would, if asked to, happily pay to get advanced basketball statistics. Your life is filled with words like ‘True Shooting’ and ‘Player Impact Estimate’ that the rest of us couldn’t give a single shit about. You are who KD was talking about when he said people watch basketball through a graph. If I showed you a powerpoint saying that Mike Conley is the piece missing from the Suns to make them chip favourites you would believe me as long as I added in enough bar graphs. You have a poster of Ernie on your wall. You have never discussed basketball without double checking a fact on your phone. When you go to a bar in a city you don’t know you make a big deal about ordering local beers, and if the guy next to you didn’t hear you order it you order it again but louder. You have strong opinions on pirating that nobody agrees with. You are probably a centrist. You have no idea how much I pity you.
Luka Doncic - There are two types of Luka fans, the hollow, soulless Mavs fan who physically cannot talk about his team without saying the phrase ‘We just need to get Luka some help’, and the 16 year old jerker who’s brain instinctively goes ‘Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father’ the second they see his name. Both are equally hard to talk to, but at least the Mavs fan has an excuse for their suicidal demeanour. The jerker is barely even a human at this point, a bag of flesh that surrounds an endless stream of catchphrases and recycled memes. Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father. If you laughed at that for the second time, seek therapy or employment.
Jayson Tatum - Bro I am NOT GAY, I promise but IF I was, IF bro, IF I was then of course I would have sweaty man sex with Jayson Tatum, he’s just cute bro it’s not gay to say that bro it isn’t I swear. What? Tatum’s game isn’t good enough to justify the lengths I’ll go to defend him? He’s not really all that and I only love him so much because I think he’s sexually attractive. Nah bro you’re crazy for that one I won’t lie, just because Tatum’s lips are soft like pillows and I like the way his ass jiggles and I wish the NBA would let him play without a shirt on doesn’t make me gay bro you’re crazy for that one.
Zion Williamson - The Great Zion Debate revolves around a single word; ‘if’. IF Zion was to play regularly, he’d probably be top 3 bigs in the league, but guess what? He doesn’t, so he isn't. That should be a very simple thing to understand, but Zion fans love nothing more than to drag everyone into a world full of hypotheticals and make-believe, where anything is possible except Zion’s shitty conditioning being his own fault. Eventually you’ll be spat out of their portal wearing nothing but a lobster bib and a Jose Alvarado jersey, fully believing that it’s AD’s fault that Zion loves food more than he loves his own mother. After all, you can’t say he plays bad if he simply never plays.
Damian Lillard - Oh fuck you’re so cool man, you’re so cool because the player you support is so loyal man, that just makes you so much cooler than everyone else man. Ignore all the times you’ve screamed for him to be traded because the Trail Blazers are a complete poverty franchise, that doesn’t matter because Dame is so loyal and cool man, Dame time baby let’s go! Let’s fucking go! Who cares that the current state of the NBA would be exactly the same if Dame was never drafted and spent his entire life delivering DnD equipment to Portland’s extensive collective of people who couldn’t care less about basketball, he’s so clutch! Ignore all the red flags and hope the Lakers come through with a trade request. You’ll need post-season success more than you think in the years to come.
Chris Paul - When Chris Paul retires without a ring, which is a near guarantee unless Phoenix fix their shit or he begs Denver to take his dog ass for a season, what will you do? You probably gave up on your hopes of a ring around the same time Harden fans did, but man 2021 gave you hope didn’t it? Just for a second you felt what it was like to support a real player, a real man. Not the banana boat enthusiast who choked leads like they were Bart Simpson, but a player who could maybe win something someday. It must have been nice while it lasted. Then, reality set in. To be honest, I don’t really know who I’m talking to with this one. Chris Paul surely doesn’t have any fans left. He barely even has his own family on his side. Ah well, you’ll always have Lob City. And Kim K.
Jimmy Butler - It’s always someone else’s fault isn’t it. Ever since Jimmy realised he could just blame KAT for all the T’wolves failings you’ve carried on that legacy for as long as you can remember. Maybe if Bam plays better against Denver your beloved Jordan surrogate won’t have to be directly outscored by UDFA’s every night. It’s okay though, Jimmy has ‘fundamentals’. You love fundamentals don’t you, they’re that thing you use when you don’t have any actual arguments to say why Jimmy’s better than the perennial MVP candidate you’ve set him up against for no reason. You can whine and cope and say ‘he makes his teammates better’ but if that were true, wouldn’t he have achieved something in Chicago, or with that very promising Minnesota roster? Surely it must be someone else’s fault. Maybe it’s the leagues for hiring referees. Or maybe it’s KAT’s fault again. Who knows.
Kyrie Irving - Kyrie fans are the rare breed of basketball fan that actually play basketball, the problem is that they think they’re him with the handles and the ankle breakers and the and-ones, but in reality they are complete fucking garbage. I will never choose you to play pickup with unless you are the last option and I will never pass you the ball because I don’t want to watch you bounce it off your own thigh for 20 minutes. And dude, can you please stop talking about the Zionist New World Order or whatever the fuck you saw on Twitter last night? I fucking doubt the guy with the MAGA Pepe pfp has links deep in the US government, so forgive me for not believing that they put aphrodisiacs in the tap water so that we spend all our money on babies, just help me guard their sharpshooter or fuck off. And wear some deodorant fucking hell.
Devin Booker - You know, if a player needs All-Star candidates at every other position on the court just to progress to the Conference Finals, chances are that player isn’t very good. This thought does not register in the mind of the Booker fan, who genuinely believes that KD, Chris Paul and Deandre Ayton isn’t enough help. Your greed knows no bounds and will swallow you whole one day, yet in your lust for power you fail to turn inwards. Where was Booker vs the Mavs that one time? Why did he only score 12 points vs the Nuggets this year? Is he stupid? Does he not know he can play well in big games? No, no, clearly the Suns just need to trade Cam Payne and Ayton for Sabonis or AD or some other top 5 big, surely that’s where the problem lies right? Wait, what do you mean salary cap?
Ja Morant - Oh man I feel bad for you. You’re probably a guy who just enjoys basketball as a spectacle, who doesn’t particularly care about winning or losing as long as you get to watch the most entertaining players in the league pull off the most ridiculously flashy plays. Isn’t that what we all want, deep down? Maybe you were raised on a healthy diet of Vince Carter or D Rose, maybe you just think a guy who can jump over another guy for a bucket is neat, whatever the answer is you’re trapped with this fucking idiot who can’t keep himself out of trouble. Now the team you touted as the most exciting in the league is the most hated in the league, and through no fault of your own you look like a fucking idiot. Worse still, the sheen has come off the Grizzlies young core and now people actually expect them to start winning, probably without Ja. Consider suing Instagram before Adam Silver demands Ja be burned at the stake for his transgressions against his fellow players.
Trae Young - Yes, we all remember that New York series. Yes, we all thought Ice Trae was hot shit at the time. But guess what? That was 2 years ago and Trae has shown no signs of progressions since. Still a liability on defence, still a massive ball hog and still ugly as fuck. Just face the facts and admit that without these rivalries you create, be it with New York or Luka or whoever, Trae would be the most forgettable player in the league. Three point specialists are a dime a dozen in the post-Steph era, and there’s nothing to really separate your fave from Dame or Paul George or De’Aaron Fox or any other number of downtown dwellers. Also like dude, come on, he’s so ugly. Have some self respect.
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2023.06.04 19:04 RedditUser241975 What’s a good attack strategy for a TH10, year I’ve got all the troops unlocked?

My attacks haven’t been going well after I got promoted to Gold 1, need some advice on which troops to use. I currently use Hog Riders and a few Pekas.
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2023.06.04 12:59 Hantr A guide on what cards to pick up for Shadowverse Evolve Set BP01: Advent of Genesis

With Shadowverse Evolve Set BP01 coming to english on June 30th,
I'd like to provide a guide on which cards to look out for and to buy based on their overall importance and usage for the set 01 meta and the upcoming sets.
Of course, if you are planning to focus on/main a singular class, you should definitely just buy splits of the particular class that you would like to main, I don't condone any card hogging and I don't think you should buy cards that you are not going to play. This guide is purely to help players to know which cards to get when the set releases so they can build their decks for the current set and for the future sets.
It is worth mentioning that all cards can be useful and this list is my opinion based on my experience playing the JP format.
High priority cards are cards that are usually deemed as staples/must-haves in many decks and will be used for quite some time.
Medium priority cards are cards that are meta-relevant and have good skills that has generally seen usage throughout the sets.
Low priority cards are niches that might be worth noting as their usage are very meta-dependent.
Now let's begin

ELF

PRIORITY - HIGH
PRIORITY - MEDIUM
PRIORITY - LOW

ROYAL

PRIORITY - HIGH
PRIORITY - MEDIUM
PRIORITY - LOW

WITCH

PRIORITY - HIGH
PRIORITY - MEDIUM
PRIORITY - LOW

DRAGON

PRIORITY - HIGH
PRIORITY - MEDIUM
PRIORITY - LOW

NIGHTMARE

PRIORITY - HIGH
PRIORITY - MEDIUM
PRIORITY - LOW

BISHOP

PRIORITY - HIGH
PRIORITY - MEDIUM
PRIORITY - LOW

NEUTRALS

PRIORITY - HIGH
PRIORITY - MEDIUM
PRIORITY - LOW

That is all the note worthy cards for this set, let me know if I missed anything
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2023.06.04 01:40 No_Blood8062 (22 m) Trip report, first time on shrooms

This is a bit all over the place, but I want to share, so here is my experience
Yesterday I had my first experience with shrooms, all I can say is that I was blown away by the experience.
I took about 3g of golden caps I believe they were called, I did it with some friends I met while staying here in Australia. The coolest thing is we took the mushrooms on a beach with a BIG rainforest in the back.
Eating: I ate the mushrooms at about 13:00, with my 3 friends, we were sitting in the beach and mixed the shrooms with lime juice and dark chocolate, I really enjoyed the earthy taste of the mushrooms actually. After eating them we realised we were all alone in this big beach and decided to go skinny dipping, this was about 20 minutes in. I didn’t feel much, but I distinctly remember the foam on the waves starting to look more and more, uhm otherworldly, can’t really put any words to it.
After swimming we dryer ourselves and 2 of the guys disappeared, they walked to some other beach, so it was just me and another guy. About 40 - 50 minutes in, the sky opens up and it starts raining heavily, as the rain hits me I get the 4k UHD high res vision, like the clearest I have ever seen nature. I decided to walk a bit on my own in the rainforest as I thought I had peaked and felt very nice.
5 minutes in to walking on my own I found out that I had in fact not hit my peak yet, and I highly underestimated what shrooms are. For 1 second to the other it felt like Mine Tyson hit me with a psychedelic right hook and I was just thrown in to the brightest, slowest, warmest mindset I haven’t ever experienced. I felt like I was walking at negative speed. I was no longer moving around in the environment, the environment was moving around me, enveloping me, my thoughts and my whole body. I kept walking in that state for around 2 hours, appreciating nature, touching leaves, moss, trees. Throughout these 2 hours it was heavily raining, like rainforest violent loud rain, and I felt like all the negative thoughts were slowly being washed away, and the rain was just soothing.
When I got back home, I was laying down on my bed, and I was just hit with the most loving feeling ever. I was laying under a blanket, hugging myself, like actuality hugging myself. And something, not me I think was just telling me how loved I was, that I was okay, I felt an actual real warm presence of real love for myself that I didn’t know I could feel. In that moment I realised how much I have grown as a person and how good my life has turned out. I finally accepted ME, someone told me that I needed to treat myself with the same love that I give to the people around me, and it just made sense.
After this I slowly came down, and I felt like I was a warm hug, I was wearing a big cozy hoodie laying in the couch in under a porch wrapped in a blanket, listening to the rain. It was so serene and peaceful, so I decided to do some breath work, 3 rounds of wim hog breathing. Then no I just payed there in peace for an unknown amount of time, and that was the trip.
What an amazing experience
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2023.06.03 21:46 StrivingJarl Metallix Uprising - Chapter 5

Metallix Uprising - Chapter 5
AO3 Link
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Chapter 5: The Final Challenge

\11 AS. Stardust Speedway (Present).\**
Having finished ridding Wacky Workbench of Robotnik’s influence, and possessing 5 Time Stones, Sonic arrives at an advanced, neon-colored city that shines under the starry night sky. Throughout the city, there are also many twisting and turning golden highways with instruments attached to them, and down below is both a factory and Robotnik statue under construction. Admiring the sights again, Sonic comments on the area.
Sonic: “*Whistle.* Little Planet is just full of beauty!”
Sonic: “Though, the neon lights are a little much on the eyes. And that Robotnik statue needs to go.”
Sonic: “Good thing I have most of the Time Stones to fix that! But the first order of business is finding Amy! She’s waited long enough!”
After saying that, Sonic speeds across the many highways, while smashing some Badniks along the way. Though, because of how winding and twisty the roads are, the blue blur often gets confused on where to go, and occasionally bumps into walls due to how fast he’s going. Luckily, he doesn’t get seriously injured at any point.
However, as time passes, Sonic doesn’t find a single trace of any pink hedgehogs, or even robotic ones. So, stopping for a moment in order to think, the blue blur starts to talk to himself again.
Sonic: “Okay, this city may be pretty, but it’s very confusing to navigate!”
Sonic: “Then again, much of Little Planet is a pain to look around in anyways. At least when it comes to looking for stuff like mystical gemstones.”
Sonic: “No matter! If I can’t find Amy here, then I guess I can go find her in the Past, along with the Robot Generators!”
Sonic pulls out the green Time Stone, and puts it up into the air, causing it to sparkle and pulsate with energy. As this happens, Stardust Speedway is covered in sparkly green energy, and many structures change. In a few seconds, the energy disappears, and the blue hedgehog looks around to see how the city looks in the past.
Now, Stardust Speedway resembles a Greek/Roman-style city, with an acropolis, gardens, and surrounding towns. The highways are colored green, and covered with vegetation and vines. There’s a lake below as well, and in place of the Robotnik statue is a gothic-style building.
While Sonic takes a moment to admire the different scenery, he quickly gets to finding the Robot Generators and Amy. This time, he has an easier time navigating the area, and the Badniks are still a joke to him. But strangely, in addition to no Amy, there’s also no Robot Generators as far as the eye can see.
This greatly confuses Sonic, considering how every area he visited before Stardust Speedway had at least one Robot Generator in the past. Though, as he tries to find SOMETHING note-worthy, he notices what appears to be an inactive Hologram Projector, and runs towards it. Once he approaches the device, it turns on, showing a hologram of Metal Sonic.
However, this hologram of the metallic hedgehog isn’t hurting any animals. Instead, he’s merely standing in place with his arms crossed as he speaks.
Metal Sonic: “Hello, Sonic. My inferior counterpart.”
Metal Sonic: “If you are seeing this hologram, then that means you’ve finally arrived at Stardust Speedway.”
Metal Sonic: “Unfortunately for you, Dr. Robotnik decided to move the Robot Generators to a hidden and protected area in order to make sure you don’t ruin his future utopia.”
Metal Sonic: “And don’t waste your time finding it. Especially when you have a damsel in distress to rescue.”
Metal Sonic: “Instead, just head to the future, and come find me.”
Metal Sonic: “Once you do…we’ll finally figure out who the one, true Sonic is.”
Metal Sonic: “Don’t keep me waiting. I’ve been doing so for longer than necessary, and I will NOT be denied the pleasure of finishing you off.”
With Metal Sonic’s message delivered, the hologram projector turns off, leaving Sonic annoyed and eager to throw hands with his metal counterpart. So, as he pulls out both the green and yellow Time Stones, the blue blur responds to the message.
Sonic: “Alright, Metal…if it’s a fight you want, then it’s a fight you get!”
After saying that, Sonic puts both Time Stones into the air, emitting some sparkly energy. He’s going straight to the future, in order to finally put Metal Sonic in his place.
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\Some time later. Stardust Speedway (Bad Future).\**
Metal Sonic stands on one of the rusty and discolored highways above the polluted, dystopian city below, with a mechanical door blocking his way. As the robotic hedgehog taps his foot with his hands on his sides, Robotnik floats above in his Egg Mobile, looking a little bored and impatient.
Then, the two notice a blue streak going across the nearby highways, causing them both to perk up. Sonic has finally arrived for the real fight. So, as Robotnik prepares himself with a grin, Metal Sonic merely crosses his arms and stops tapping his foot as he waits for his organic counterpart to arrive.
After a few seconds, Sonic skeets to a stop at the area, clearly a little annoyed, but still keeping his cool. Immediately, Metal Sonic speaks up as he moves his arms to his sides while walking up to the blue blur.
Metal Sonic: “It took you far too long to arrive here.”
Metal Sonic: “Now I wonder if this will even be a challenge?”
Sonic: “Oh, I’ll give you a challenge right now, metalhead! But first, where’s Amy?”
Robotnik: “Your little girlfriend is ALL the way at the end of this racetrack!”
Robotnik: “But if you want to save her, then you’ll have to get to her before Metal Sonic does!”
Sonic: “Really now? You think your robo-hog can best me and my speed?”
Robotnik: “No…I KNOW he’ll make a fool out of you, rodent!”
Metal Sonic: “And considering how our last encounter went, I think you have very little chance of surviving this confrontation.”
Sonic: “Please! You haven’t seen me at my best!”
Sonic: “Besides, what’s stopping me from just finding another way of rescuing Amy if I somehow failed the race?”
After Sonic says that, Robotnik moves behind him, and shoots a large yellow laser down at the highway from his Egg Mobile, leaving a large gap. When the blue blur looks at it, he starts to get the idea, and turns back towards Metal Sonic, still confident in his abilities.
Sonic: “Heh! Guess I can’t fall too far behind!”
Metal Sonic: “Please. Once we get started, you’ll be eating my dust.”
Sonic: “Then I better not hold anything back!”
Eager to finally begin, both Sonic and Metal Sonic stand side-by-side in front of the metal door, which is slowly opening up, ready to run at any moment. And as Robotnik counts down, the two hedgehogs stare at each other, with the organic one giving a competitive smirk.
Robotnik: “On your mark! Get set!”
Robotnik: “GO!”
Almost immediately after shouting that, Sonic and Metal Sonic boost off across the highway, while Robotnik trails behind with the road-destroying laser. Already, the two hedgehogs are at their top speeds, neck-and-neck as they run (Or in Metal’s case, fly) across the twisting and turning highway. The two of them continue to smack-talk each other as they race.
Sonic: “What do you know!? You’re actually able to keep up!”
Sonic: “But sadly for you, Metal, I’ve got this in the bag!”
Metal Sonic: “Really now? Even with all those obstacles on the track?”
When Metal Sonic mentions that fact, Sonic looks at the highway to find many kinds of traps throughout. From spikes, to road-blocks, to springs, and even small stumps. This causes the organic hedgehog to slow down a bit in order to traverse them, while his metallic faker flies over all of it without issue, and continues to mock him.
Metal Sonic: “What’s the matter? I thought you had this in the bag?”
Sonic: “Tch! Cheater!”
Metal Sonic: “It’s not my fault you can’t fly, hedgehog! I’m just using my abilities to my advantage!”
Sonic: “Rrrgghhh!”
Now more aggravated, Sonic speeds up in order to catch up to Metal Sonic, and uses his spin attack to knock him out of the air and down onto the track. After doing this, the organic hedgehog keeps going, while the metallic hedgehog clenches his fists, and erupts in an orange, electric energy as he catches up to his organic counterpart.
Luckily, Sonic jumps over Metal Sonic as he dashes forward, and catches up to the robotic hedgehog, who’s trying to cool down a bit from using that move. But he recovers quickly, and the two are neck-and-neck again.
Sonic: “What’s the matter, chrome dome!? Losing steam already!?”
Metal Sonic: “Don’t be stupid! I’m a machine! I never tire like you do!”
Sonic: “Well, you don’t see ME slowing down!”
Metal Sonic: “Let’s change that!”
Suddenly, Metal Sonic releases that orange electricity again, shocking Sonic and making him fall to the ground for a moment. After managing to get back up quickly, the organic hedgehog glares at his metallic counterpart, who continues on ahead, before speeding back up. Robotnik is slowly catching up to both of them while he’s destroying the racetrack.
As the race continues, Sonic and Metal Sonic continue to mess with each other in order to slow one another down. However, they both manage to catch back up in only a matter of seconds, and seem evenly matched. At points, even Robotnik isn’t certain who will win the race, but he knows his greatest creation has what it takes to win.
After a couple of minutes, Sonic, Metal Sonic, and Robotnik are about to reach the end of the racetrack, where another mechanical door is present, ready to go down immediately when someone passes it. And on the other side of that door is Amy Rose, tied up to a light pole, who sees the three of them coming.
Finally seeing Sonic after being kidnapped, Amy has a hopeful smile, but is very worried that he might fail to get to her in time. As for the blue blur, he’s starting to slow down a bit due to all the damage he’s received from Metal Sonic, who’s getting close to the goal, and Robotnik is about to hit the organic hedgehog with his laser, grinning ear-to-ear.
Metal Sonic: “You put up a good fight, Sonic The Hedgehog! But this is goodbye!”
Metal Sonic: “Now, I will be the one true Sonic!”
Sonic: “Dangit! I’m not done yet!”
Now knowing he can’t hold back anymore, Sonic decides to charge up his Super Peel-Out, hoping to make one last dash for the goal before Metal Sonic gets there first. As he does this, Robotnik almost manages to hit the organic hedgehog with his laser, and gloats prematurely.
Robotnik: “So long, rodent! It was fun while it-!?”
But before the doctor can finish, Sonic bursts across the track at such a high speed that it nearly causes Robotnik’s Egg Mobile to spiral off.
Robotnik: “WHAT!?”
As for Metal Sonic, he’s nearly at the home stretch. However, he notices Sonic quickly catching up at a speed he didn’t think he could reach, which surprises him.
Metal Sonic: “This speed…!?”
Then, Sonic dashes past Metal Sonic, not even saying a single word. The blue blur has never gone this fast before, since he prefers to keep a limit on his speed in order to not disorient himself or destroy his surrounding environment. But right now, all that matters is getting to the end, and finishing this.
Annoyed that his organic counterpart is trying to steal his victory at the last minute, Metal Sonic charges up for one last push as well.
Metal Sonic: “You won’t win this race! I refuse to lose to my inferior counterpart!”
Metal Sonic speeds off in a powerful electric aura, and is trying to push his limits in order to surpass Sonic. But just as he’s about to be neck-and-neck with his organic counterpart, his jet engine starts to blow a fuse, causing him to slow down. His body and system can’t handle the raw power and speed he’s trying to achieve.
However, Metal Sonic doesn’t care at all. His only focus is beating Sonic. Though, sadly for him, the blue blur manages to get past the goal, making the mechanical door above close down. And since the robotic hedgehog refuses to slow down, he ends up colliding face-first into the door with an audible clang.
Not only does Metal Sonic’s head now have a noticeable crack on it, but one of his legs snapped off, and one of his hands became loose, only being connected to the rest of the arm by a few wires. As for his torso’s jet engine, it’s busted and shows dark burn marks. And as the metallic hedgehog starts to shut down due to the damage, he reaches out with his other, undamaged hand.
Metal Sonic: “Must…win…race…”
Metal Sonic: “Must…prove…myself…”
Metal Sonic: “Only…one…true…Sonic…”
And with those last few words, Metal Sonic shuts down, with his arm falling down to the ground. He’s completely busted. He failed his mission. He failed at what he was made for. He failed to beat who he was based off of…
Speaking of his base, after getting to the goal, Sonic tries to slow down at his current speed, but ends up falling to the ground disoriented and a bit exhausted. He doesn’t hear Metal Sonic slam into the door, but he does hear Amy’s concerned voice call out to him as he gets back up.
Amy: “Sonic! Are you okay!?”
Sonic: “Yeah…just pushed myself a little too much…!”
Sonic: “So, looks like I won the race, huh?”
Amy: “Yeah! And I think Metal Sonic just slammed into the door!”
Sonic: “Heh! It’s like I said before! Nothing beats the original!”
Sonic: “But enough about me! Time to get you out of here!”
Sonic frees Amy from her restraints, and immediately, she hugs him tightly, glad to finally be free of Robotnik and Metal Sonic. And while the blue blur is a little uncomfortable, he rubs Ms. Rose’s head a bit in order to comfort her.
Amy: “I’m SO glad you were able to rescue me, Sonic! I knew you’d do it!”
Sonic: “And I’m glad you’re alright. Though, I’m sorry for making you wait so long.”
Amy: “Well, better late than never, right?”
Sonic: “Heh. Right.”
The two of them stay like this for a little bit. And as for Robotnik, he decided to turn off the laser after Sonic boosted across the track. Then, when he reached the end of the track, he’s surprised to find the busted Metal Sonic on the ground, and is clearly upset and angry.
Robotnik: “No! He was my greatest creation yet! How could he have failed!?”
Moving his Egg Mobile a little closer towards Metal Sonic’s body, Robotnik notices the burn marks on his torso, where he quickly figures out what happened.
Robotnik: “Now I see…Metal tried going faster in order to keep up, but his jet engine couldn’t handle it.”
Robotnik: “And I thought I was more than prepared for that hedgehog’s speed!”
Sonic: “Eh. It was still a good first attempt, doc. But there’s only one true Sonic!”
Robotnik looks up to see Sonic walking out of the opened door, with Amy following behind. The doctor glares at his arch-nemesis, while flying up into the sky.
Robotnik: “Tch! You may have bested Metal Sonic! But I’m FAR from finished!”
Sonic: “By all means! Let’s go for an encore!”
After that exchange, Robotnik flies off for Metallic Madness, still possessing the blue Time Stone. Which leads to Sonic and Amy looking over the broken body of Metal Sonic, with the latter having a somewhat sad expression as she stares at him.
Sonic: “You know…it’s kind of a shame I had to trash him.”
Sonic: “If he stopped following Eggman and wasn’t a huge jerk, I would have loved to be pals with him. Or at least rivals.”
Amy: “Yeah…he was definitely much more than a killing machine…”
Amy: “I just wished he did something for himself instead of Robotnik. He could have lived a life of his own.”
Amy: “But…I wasn’t able to get through to him…”
Sonic: “Don’t blame yourself, Amy. The guy made his choices.”
Sonic: “It’s just that the choices he made weren’t that great.”
Amy nods solemnly, before trying to pull herself together, while Sonic decides to move on from the topic of Metal Sonic.
Sonic: “So, did Robotnik or Metal mention anything about a secret area?”
Amy: “Hmm…I don't think so. Why?”
Sonic: “I need to find the Robot Generators in the past of this city in order to rid this future of Robuttnik’s ugly mug.”
Amy: “What about those Time Stones? You have a bunch of them by now, right?”
Sonic nods, as he brings out 5 Time Stones, colored green, yellow, orange, purple, and cyan. Amy is in awe of the shiny gemstones, while the blue blur continues the conversation.
Sonic: “Yeah, I got all of them, aside from the two Robotnik has.”
Sonic: “Though, I don’t know if the Time Stones can get rid of his influence on their own. Not without all 7 together, at least.”
Amy: “Well…having 5 of them should do SOMETHING. Why not give it a shot?”
Sonic: “Hmm…guess you got a point. If it worked with the Chaos Emeralds back on South Island, I don’t see why these gemstones can’t do it here.”
Amy: “Wait, you found the Chaos Emeralds before, too?”
Sonic: “Yep. But I’ll explain later.”
Amy: “Ah! Right! Go ahead!”
After giving a nod and a smile, Sonic raises the Time Stones into the air, while Amy backs up a bit. Then, the gemstones emit the same sparkly energy as before, only it’s far stronger. So much so that the two hedgehogs have to shield their eyes. And as this happens, the red Time Stone that Metal Sonic possessed floats over to the other five of it’s kind.
With 6 out of 7 Time Stones, the future of Stardust Speedway starts to change as it’s covered with sparkly green energy. After a few seconds, the energy dissipates, allowing Sonic and Amy to open their eyes. They’re amazed to see just how different this city looks now that it’s free of Robotnik’s influence.
In this Good Future, Stardust Speedway is more of a giant amusement park colored a bright pink and green. The now lavender highways have plaques of hearts on them, and have support gliders. And the Robotnik statue has been replaced by a lovely cathedral castle. It’s like a world of fun and leisure. Sonic and Amy look around, amazed at the beautiful sights.
Amy: “Wow! This looks SO much better! And romantic!”
Sonic: “It’s definitely eye candy! And look!”
Sonic points at the 6 Time Stones, still floating in the air. The gemstones then float towards the blue hedgehog’s hands, who proceeds to put them away, while Amy comments on them.
Amy: “What do you know? I was right!”
Amy: “And it looks like Metal Sonic had the 6th Time Stone, too!”
Sonic: “Yep! This is definitely a great victory for the two of us!”
Sonic: “Now, all that’s left is Robotnik at his base of operations!”
Amy: “Mm-hm! Let’s take that mustached phony down!”
Sonic: “Actually, I think it’s best you stay here, Amy.”
When Sonic says that, Amy is surprised and offended.
Amy: “Wha-!? Oh, come on! I want to help!”
Amy: “This isn’t because I was kidnapped by Metal, is it?”
Sonic: “Sorry, but I don’t want Robotnik to kidnap you again. We got lucky this time.”
Sonic: “Besides, you’ve already helped out!”
Amy: “Sure, but I want to help even more! I want to show you that I can be useful!”
Sonic: “Amy…”
In order to reassure her, Sonic puts a hand on Amy’s shoulder in order to get her attention.
Sonic: “You don’t need to prove to me that you’re useful. I already know you’re a great friend to be around.”
Sonic: “But I can’t risk your safety more than I already have. If Robotnik and Metal Sonic wanted to, you could have been killed after you were captured.”
Sonic: “So, please just stay here for now. I’ll come find you once I’m done.”
Sonic: “Plus, you have plenty more opportunities to show me how capable you are. And I’m sure you’re gonna keep getting better as time goes on.”
Sonic: “Is that okay?”
Amy: “...”
While Amy is silent, it’s clear by her blushing and bashful smile that she greatly appreciates Sonic’s words. So, with a heavy sigh, the pink hedgehog nods her head.
Amy: “...Mm-hm. Thank you.”
Amy: “Though, once this is over, we’re gonna go on a date!”
Sonic: “Heheh…actually, I don’t think I’d mind that after all this…”
Amy: “Ah! Do you really mean that!?”
Excited, Amy holds onto Sonic’s hands, with the blue hedgehog a bit surprised and uncomfortable, but confirming his words are true.
Sonic: “Sure! But don’t think we’ll be a couple when it’s all said and done!”
Amy: “Hehe! I’ll take that!”
Amy: “Now, go save the day, so we can get to it as fast as possible!”
Sonic: “I’ll be back before you can do another Fortune Card reading!”
Giving a thumbs-up and a smile, Sonic then speeds off towards his final destination, while Amy waves at him with a big smile. Despite how disinterested he is in romance, along with his more impatient attitude, Ms. Rose knows the blue blur is the one meant for her. And she’s looking forward to spending more of her life with him.
However, as Amy decides to go around Stardust Speedway to enjoy the attractions and sights, she wonders about something. When she and Sonic changed the future, the remains of Metal Sonic disappeared. What happened to him? Was he erased from existence due to the Time Stones? Or…
…Is he still here on Little Planet? Waiting to be fixed, and come back for revenge?
TO BE CONTINUED…

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2023.06.03 17:22 DatKetoDoe Haven’t played in a while (rage does damage now?!) and decided to try actually see how far I could go. Made it to UC from challenger 3 on my first actual try and it felt too easy. Not using a meta deck btw. Don’t even use any spawners, egiants, hogs, or mighty miners (which is all I saw up here)

Haven’t played in a while (rage does damage now?!) and decided to try actually see how far I could go. Made it to UC from challenger 3 on my first actual try and it felt too easy. Not using a meta deck btw. Don’t even use any spawners, egiants, hogs, or mighty miners (which is all I saw up here) submitted by DatKetoDoe to ClashRoyale [link] [comments]


2023.06.03 05:39 agjjnf222 I loved this game and here’s why.

I know there are a lot of problems with this game don’t get me wrong.
I am a product of growing up with Harry Potter. I stood in line to get the books, saw the movies as soon as they came out, and I have read the books 15x over as I assume most of you are the same.
I haven’t played a video game in years due to college, grad school, and generally being busy with life.
I think the main thing to remember is that this is the beginning.
I truly believe that this is the start to an amazing journey with future games to come with significant improvements.
Things I love about the game:
-flying (just because)
Things I don’t like:
Overall, I’m about 75% done and have enjoyed it. My gaming experience has been fairly lackluster in the last decade but this has been fun.
I am simply looking forward to the future installations they plan to make and will be the first to buy whatever sequel they come out it with.
I suppose I made this post to just keep in mind that I don’t think this is a mediocre game. It may be mediocre relative to the hype that surrounded it but 12 year old me is screaming with excitement inside. I look forward to finishing and definitely look forward to the fact that there is finally an open world Harry Potter game. Something I have wanted for a long time.
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2023.06.03 01:27 hkawastaken New owner package from HOG?

Bought a Harley at a dealer a couple weeks ago, just received a email from HOG stating my package has been sent.
I haven’t ordered anything so all I can guess is that Harley is sending a package to new owners?
Any new owners here that received the same email and maybe the package that can let me know what it could possibly be?
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2023.06.02 21:29 StrivingJarl Metallix Uprising - Chapter 4

Metallix Uprising - Chapter 4
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Chapter 4: Pity

\11 AS. Quartz Quadrant (Good Future).\**
Sonic runs around an underground utopia colored green with glowing buildings, opulent towers of crystals, and mountains and forestry. With 4 Time Stones in his possession, and the Robot Generators of this area destroyed, the blue blur is trying to find any sign of either Robotnik or Metal Sonic. He’s particularly eager to throw hands with his robotic faker, but he’s able to enjoy the sights as he continues on.
Sonic: “Man…this place is beautiful…”
Sonic: “Those crystals are especially eye-catching! I’m a little tempted to grab one of them, and take it with me as a souvenir!”
Sonic: “But I don’t wanna mess with anything! So I’ll just admire it from a distance!”
Soon enough, Sonic arrives at a room with a conveyor belt, and a long, tube-shaped mech attached to the ceiling, where Dr. Robotnik resides inside. He appears to be doing something with the mech’s console, clearly a little annoyed as he talks to himself.
Robotnik: “Ugh! This is much worse than the future I made!”
Sonic: “You’re just salty because your face isn’t plastered everywhere!”
Hearing the words of his enemy, Robotnik perks up a bit and looks at Sonic, who waves with a smug smirk. Then, with an angered expression, the doctor presses a button on his console, which causes the tube-shaped mech he’s in to drop to the conveyor belt floor, with an audible thunk. Plus, the entrance Sonic just went through is blocked by a spiked wall.
Robotnik: “Tch! Even if that WAS the case, I would still hate this!”
Robotnik: “Hence, why I’m gonna have to grab those Time Stones you collected!”
Sonic: “I thought your plan was to have your robo-hog beat me at Stardust Speedway, and get all the Time Stones then?”
Robotnik: “That’s mainly for Metal Sonic to fight you! I don’t mind getting a few of those gemstones a little earlier than planned!”
Robotnik: “Now, get a load of THIS!”
Pressing another button on his console, Robotnik activates the conveyor belt, which starts to push Sonic towards the spiked wall. Though, the blue blur isn’t fazed, and just starts running while smirking at the round doctor, who looks like he was expecting something much different.
Sonic: “Is THIS seriously your plan, Eggman? Trying to give me a workout?”
Robotnik: “No! I had a different machine set up here!”
Sonic: “Heh! Guess changing the future erased whatever robot you were gonna use from existence!”
Robotnik: “Well, it’s no issue! I can still take you out!”
Grabbing ahold of the two console sticks, Robotnik spawns a few spiked bombs from his machine that move across the ceiling, before falling down onto the conveyor belt to hurt Sonic. But sadly for the doctor, the hedgehog is easily able to dodge these bombs, while continuing to get on his nerves.
Sonic: “Running AND dodging? You’re really trying to make me work up a sweat!”
Robotnik: “Rrrgghhhh! No matter! Once you arrive at Stardust Speedway, Metal Sonic will destroy you without any issue!”
Sonic: “While you are here, I figure I should ask about him.”
Sonic: “For your first attempt at making a robot version of me, chrome dome looks pretty advanced.”
Robotnik: “Impressed? I knew from the start that he would be my greatest creation yet!”
Robotnik: “And while it would have taken me a year to fully complete and perfect him, the Time Stone gave me all the time in the world to do so!”
As the two continue their conversation, the bottom of Robotnik’s tube-mech starts to burn due to the friction from the conveyor belt. And after dodging another few bombs, Sonic starts to run backwards while talking.
Sonic: “Admittedly, he is pretty tough. Even has some of my moves.”
Sonic: “I’m guessing you used some data or whatever from our last few encounters?”
Robotnik: “Exactly! It’s why I captured and sent you to Robotnik Island and the Super Labyrinth in the first place!”
Robotnik: “A means to figure out what makes you tick, and how your speed works!”
Sonic: “Hmph. Trying to use my speed for your goals?”
Before Robotnik can respond, his tube-mech burns even more from the friction with the conveyor belt, destroying itself little-by-little. Then, he continues, with Sonic turning back to run normally.
Robotnik: “Why wouldn’t I want to use your power for myself? It’s what makes you such a pain in my side!”
Sonic: “Even so, there’s no way Metal can compare to me! I’ll prove it when the time comes!”
Robotnik: “Don’t be so confident! The original isn’t always the best!”
Robotnik: “And when the time comes, Metal will prove that fact!”
Sonic smirks a bit at Robotnik’s remark, but before he can comment on it, the tube-mech breaks down even more. Plus, the doctor’s starting to tap his feet a bit from the heat of the friction, clearly looking panicked. And as for the blue blur, he’s still dodging the bombs easily, while continuing his smack-talk.
Sonic: “What’s the matter, doc? Feeling the burn? Losing a few pounds?”
Robotnik: “S-Shut up! I just…have to get going now!”
Despite his feet-tapping, Robotnik manages to set his tube-mech to auto-pilot with the console, and proceeds to run off, while using the Time Stone he has to teleport away. And in a few seconds, the machine is destroyed, and Sonic heads off, reaching the Flower Capsule.
Sonic: “Heh! That was a nice little workout! But I think I ought to get going!”
After destroying the Flower Capsule, releasing all the colorful flowers within it, Sonic heads out of Quartz Quadrant, ready for whatever comes next.
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\Some time later. Wacky Workbench (Present).\**
In a large warehouse with purple walkways, abstract mechanisms, a flashing checkered floor with bouncing platforms, grounded police sirens, and atom-like structures that generate electrical currents, Sonic is trying to carefully navigate the area, but is definitely struggling.
Because of all the bouncing platforms, electrical currents, and the many badniks, Sonic has been getting hurt a lot. However, he’s eventually able to reach an enclosed area with metal pistons, where he can catch his breath. And once he does, the blue blur starts an angry rant about what he just went through.
Sonic: “This place is an absolute mess! There’s so much I have to watch out for!”
Sonic: “Just how does Robotnik get through here!? Does he have some sort of secret passage somewhere!?”
Sonic: “Ugh! Trying to find the Robot Generators here is gonna be a chore!”
Sonic: “But whatever! I still gotta fix this place! And I can use the Time Stones I have to get to the past easily!”
Trying to calm down a little, Sonic pulls out the purple Time Stone, and puts it up into the air, where it starts to emit a sparkly glow. Then, the world around the blue blur is covered in sparkly green energy, as the landscape changes. In only a few seconds, the energy disappears, and the hedgehog takes a look around.
Now, the warehouse appears to be under construction, with much of the girders and platforms colored green. The canyon area outside is also exposed, alongside some cranes, scaffolds, and girders looming below. But stuff like the checkered floor and bouncing platforms are still present. Seeing that not much has changed from the Present time, Sonic lets out an annoyed sigh.
Sonic: “Dangit…I was hoping traversing this place would be easier in the past…”
Sonic: “Though, at least it doesn’t look as bad as before.”
Feeling more confident and collected, Sonic decides to get a move on. Though, just as he turns around to where the metal pistons are, he’s startled by something he wasn’t expecting to see. It was Metal Sonic, but…it looked more blue than it was supposed to be. And that’s when the blue blur sees what it is.
It was a hologram of Metal Sonic, who’s stomping on one of the animals in Wacky Workbench. Nearby was the projector device. Now knowing it’s not the real deal, Sonic sighs and comments on the hologram.
Sonic: “A hologram projector, huh? Guess this is supposed to scare the animals here? Or is this some way of messing with me?”
Sonic: “Well, either way, it’s getting smashed.”
Walking over to the projector device, Sonic proceeds to stomp on it, crushing the thing to pieces, and causing the hologram to fade out. After that, the hedgehog thinks on a few things.
Sonic: “Come to think of it, I haven’t seen Metal Sonic in a while…and I don’t know how Amy’s doing currently…”
Sonic: “She’s probably freaked out right now…but I think I’m getting close to Stardust Speedway!”
Sonic: “So, I need to wrap things up here, and rescue her! Plus, send robo me to the scrap heap!”
Sonic: “Then, I can take care of Robotnik, save Little Planet, and call it a day!”
With a smirk, Sonic heads off to find the Robot Generators in Wacky Workbench, determined to do what he does best: Save the day, and beat Robotnik at whatever he does!
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\Some time later. Stardust Speedway (Bad Future).\**
Amy Rose sits down on the floor in her empty metal cell, having a downcast expression. Outside of the cell, a few Badniks are watching over her, making sure she doesn’t try anything. However, the pink hedgehog has come to see that she can’t do much here, aside from mess with her Tarot Cards and think to herself.
Occasionally, the Badniks deliver some food and drinks to Amy, but they all don’t taste very good. So, the pink hedgehog hasn’t eaten much, and she’s feeling both bored, and concerned for what could happen next. Especially if Sonic isn’t able to find and rescue her. However, she refuses to give in to despair. She knows her hero will save her.
In order to distract herself from her situation for a bit, Amy decides to mess with her Tarot Cards again. Though, just a little while after she starts, she hears the sound of mechanical footsteps, which means her kidnapper has shown up again. Looking up towards the laser gate, the pink hedgehog sees Metal Sonic staring at her, with the Badniks being told to leave.
In it’s hands is a metal tray with some fried eggs, a biscuit with the Robotnik logo on it, and a plastic cup with water in it. This catches Amy’s attention, and she goes up to the laser gate as the robotic hedgehog speaks.
Metal Sonic: “Sonic The Hedgehog will arrive here soon.”
Metal Sonic: “Hence, you must be properly fed before the trap is set.”
Amy: “Ummm…thank you, but why not have these robots deliver this to me?”
Metal Sonic: “I decided that you should be notified ahead of time, so that you can make peace with your fate.”
Metal Sonic: “And while I was at it, I decided to take the food here myself.”
Amy: “...”
Amy gives a curious look towards Metal Sonic, seemingly trying to figure something out. This continues for a few seconds until the robotic hedgehog speaks again.
Metal Sonic: “...What is with that expression? Are you not interested in food currently?”
Metal Sonic: “If that is the case, then I shall promptly throw this away.”
Amy: “No, it’s not that! I just don’t buy your reasoning for coming here!”
Amy: “You didn’t really need to tell me Sonic was gonna be here soon, and you didn’t need to feed me ahead of time.”
Amy: “To me, it seems like you want to make me a little happier in my final moments.”
Metal Sonic: “Consider it your last moment of peace before the inevitable.”
Metal Sonic: “After I’ve killed my organic counterpart, you will follow suit.”
As Amy continues the conversation, Metal Sonic puts the tray of food into a compartment in the wall, which moves over to the other side of the laser gate, allowing Ms. Rose to eat some of it. Though, she just keeps talking.
Amy: “I still don’t buy it! You may say that you’re just a killing machine, but I think there’s more to you than that!”
Amy: “You have your own thoughts, and the ability to make your own decisions! Not like the rest of these machines, who just follow orders!”
Amy: “And while you can deny it all you like, I know deep down, you’ve got a bit of a soft spot!”
Metal Sonic: “Once again, you talk nonsense out of desperation.”
Metal Sonic: “If I was ordered to by my master, I wouldn’t hesitate to destroy you.”
Metal Sonic: “I don’t even know why I bother listening to you when it doesn’t benefit my directives.”
Amy: “Well…maybe it’s because you want to listen?”
Amy: “Not because it benefits you in any way, but rather, because you’re interested in what I have to say?”
Amy: “And maybe…a part of you enjoys listening to what I have to say, too?”
Metal Sonic: “...”
The two hedgehogs share a moment of silence, with the pink one smiling at the robotic one, hoping to reach through to it. But when the moment passes, Metal Sonic responds.
Metal Sonic: “...I’ll admit hearing such differing thoughts and views compared to Robotnik was interesting.”
Metal Sonic: “But I don’t care about what you say to me. As far as I’m aware, you’re merely dirt beneath my feet.”
Amy: “Then why do you keep this conversation going?”
Metal Sonic: “Why does it matter to you? Why do you bother speaking to me?”
Metal Sonic: “I was the one who kidnapped and imprisoned you. I’m the one who’s about to kill the one you love.”
Metal Sonic: “These factors indicate you should hate me. Yet, you insist on talking to me every time I’m here.”
Amy: “Well…I wouldn’t say I like you.”
Amy: “More so…I pity you.”
Amy: “No matter how much you deny it, you’re more than a killing machine. You have your own emotions and thoughts.”
Amy: “You can do so much more with your life. Yet, you keep following some madman who only sees you as a tool for his own desires.”
Metal Sonic: “Dr. Robotnik considers me his greatest creation. Why would he not care?”
Amy: “Just because you’re his greatest creation doesn’t mean he genuinely cares for your well-being.”
Amy: “What if he decides to replace you with a more advanced robot?”
Metal Sonic: “He has no need for it! I’m already advanced enough!”
Amy: “Then what if you fail a mission, and he ends up scraping you? Or leaves you to die?”
Metal Sonic: “I never fail!”
Amy: “No one is perfect! Everyone makes mistakes sometimes! Even you!”
Amy: “But if your creator saw you fail…what would happen?”
Amy: “Do you really think he’d be understanding? That he would-”
Metal Sonic: “ENOUGH!”
Suddenly, Metal Sonic punches the laser gate, startling Amy and making her fall to the ground. She’s clearly frightened, as the robotic hedgehog glares at her while ranting.
Metal Sonic: “It doesn’t matter if he cares about me or not! What matters is that I accomplish every directive he sets for me!”
Metal Sonic: “And I don’t make mistakes! I am the most advanced and powerful machine ever created!”
Metal Sonic: “Even Sonic can’t compare to me! He’s nothing more than my inferior counterpart!”
Amy: “...”
Despite her fear, Amy puts on a brave face as she gets back up. Metal Sonic has basically proven her point. He DOES have his own thoughts and emotions. He IS more than a machine. And now realizing that he snapped, the robotic hedgehog moves his fist off the laser gate and backs up a bit, looking down at the ground with clenched hands.
But before either of them can comment on this, Robotnik walks in. He’s clearly a little annoyed, though also looking eager for some reason. This snaps Metal Sonic out of his current state, as he looks over at his creator. Amy also stares at the round doctor too with an irritated expression. Then, the robotic hedgehog speaks.
Metal Sonic: “...Is it time, master?”
Robotnik: “It’s fast approaching. The hedgehog just got out of Wacky Workbench, and has the 5 Time Stones we need.”
Robotnik: “Hence, we need to set up the trap now. I’ve already moved the Robot Generators somewhere else so that Sonic can’t mess with the future of this area.”
Robotnik: “So, let’s grab the girl here, and take her to the raceway.”
Metal Sonic: “Yes. I’ve waited too long for this moment.”
After turning the laser gate off with the console, Metal Sonic proceeds to grab Amy by her wrists, despite her best efforts to escape, and then flies off to the racetrack where his fight with Sonic will take place. Robotnik also follows them in his Egg Mobile, eager to finally watch his greatest creation defeat his arch-nemesis.
While Amy is still very scared, she’s still holding onto hope. She knows Sonic will rescue her, no matter what Metal Sonic or Robotnik try to pull.
However…a part of Amy still feels pity for the metallic hedgehog…
TO BE CONTINUED…

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2023.06.02 19:11 neighborspy135 I need to go out of character

I know I’m like the popular guy. But sometimes it feels like im hogging all the attention from everyone else… like I’m that one popular guy at school that always has a group with him. I love all the attention but feels like i got it for nothing and like I haven’t let anyone else get anything… yesterday someone asked if we can play Bloons together and afterwards they made a post about it. I know it wasn’t much but it made me feel like I was a celebrity who got recognized… which is why im making this do you guys want me here? I feel like I’ve gotten too big and I kinda hate it… I love this place but it feels like I’ve been stealing all the attention from everyone else. If you guys want me to leave I will
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2023.06.02 13:33 Patient-Neck-1443 At the end of my rope

Where to begin. I met my husband in college and we were together for 5 years before we got married last year. The controlling, inappropriate behavior began pretty much from the beginning. I am type 1 diabetic and when I was first diagnosed (right after college/ two years into dating) I had trouble with control. I had a BAD low blood sugar one night at their home where I was sweating through my clothes, shaking, and couldn’t see straight. I was pretty much crawling on their floor trying to find my glucose tabs. My husband got me a juice from the fridge and gave it to me. My mil pulled him aside and told him I should get my own juice and he shouldn’t have to do things like that. That’s just one example but she’s also horrendous to his older siblings significant others (he is the youngest of 4). Well then we got married and that was an entire nightmare all together. She complained about everything. I’m sure she was just mad she couldn’t legally get on the altar and marry him herself. But she still brings up to this day that there weren’t enough pictures of their family (it was extremely even - I would even go to say they had more but alas), that they overpaid for the wedding (this was a big big wedding and they had over half the guest list. His dad gave him a set amount and we worked with it, so if she wasn’t mad about this it would be something else), and just tries to take a wonderful memory and taint it for us. We got pregnant on our honeymoon and waited to announce to my husbands parents at the 12 week mark. When we announced she pulled my husband aside and asked him “if he knew I wasn’t on birth control” (lmfao as if we haven’t been having sex for the last 6 years without reproducing - I can promise this baby was very much wanted). All this to say I still hadn’t called it quits with this psycho yet. Well once my son was born we had a super traumatic birth experience and a week in the nicu with a scary diagnosis. I couldn’t hold my baby for a week and it deeply scarred me. We got out of the nicu on Friday and I could finally hold my baby I disturbed (ha.). This woman showed up to our house the next day and took my son and didn’t give him back for hours. I went into the nursery I worked so hard on and just wept. I was folding his little clothes while she snuggled the baby I had sacrificed holding so he could get better. She even came in and say me crying and just asked that I move the clothes off the rocker I had bought so she could rock him. This gutted me because I hadn’t even gotten to rock him in it yet. He’s now almost 4 months and I feel like I’ve seen her constantly. She lives 3 hours away but we’ve seen her every 2 weeks since he was born. When he was about a month old she did the same shit she always does and hogged him all day long (I don’t get to have him when she’s around) and I was finally upstairs giving him a bath and getting ready for bed and he was crying because I was putting a long sleeve onesie on him and it bothers him when I pull things over his head. I started breastfeeding him and she ran upstairs and worriedly asked “is he okay?!” Which I somewhat condescendingly said “yes” to (because no shit he’s okay he’s with his parents) well she turned around to walk away and just started yelling at me on her way out “RUDE! SHES JUST RUDE!”. I was just done at this point because it had been a long day of putting up with this beast of a woman and I was exhausted. I want to add that my husband has always defended me and we had agreed we shouldn’t cut her off because she’s still his mom and my sons grandma but it’s taken it’s toll on our new marriage. We have continued to see her and it’s been pretty miserable each time. We both leave unhappy and I’ve become pretty resentful towards my husband and my marriage from all of it. She wants to visit this weekend and we’ve been fighting because I just want a break. I see all these people in here that see these monster women weekly and I don’t know how they do it. Am I wrong for wanting a long long break (if it were up to me I wouldn’t see her again until probably the holidays but even ruining my sons first Christmas with her presence makes me sick to my stomach). I’m just looking for any advice. I love my husband and I know he loves me but neither of us knows how to handle this and I’m tired of it wearing on our relationship. My son deserves happy parents who love each other. Which honestly he has, but when my mother in law is around it drives a giant wedge between us.
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2023.06.01 16:36 TheWinterStar Velcro baby my fault?

Ftm, and my daughter is 4 months old. For 2 months she has wanted no one to hold her or care for her but me. She will scream and cry if someone else holds her, and only in the last couple weeks has my fiance been able to tend her for about an hour at a time.
And my in laws and fiance, and their friends (with or without kids) say its my fault. Because during her first 2 months I had anxiety and separation issues when anyone would take the baby from me. Even with good intentions, so I can have me time for an hour or shower, or eat, etc... I only asked a few times, and even if I didn't, usually I'd only get 10 minutes before she was crying (less if she was awake when handed off.)
If I didn't go help, she'd cry and scream until mil brought her to me, or my baby screamed herself back to sleep! It got so bad it was just easier on my mental health to NOT have others take care of her.
My fiance keeps pushing 'socialize the baby, its good for her' but I'm the one that has to deal with unconsolable melt downs when she gets over stimulated or over tired from being handed around like a hot potato. His family has insisted its necessary and they can handle her but they haven't! Even when I tell them 'when she wakes up she'll be hungry', they'll strip her bare ("because her diaper bothers her"), sing and walk, and wonder whats wrong! And if they do make a bottle, they've waited too long and she's so upset she won't notice the bottle.
They discourage me from picking her up or 'running to her rescue' every time she cries. I don't! I'll wait a couple minutes to see if she'll calm down on her own, or if who ever has her can soothe her, but when a small fuss turns to full tear crying or screaming (like she's getting her shots) I can't help picking her up or taking her.
At 4 months old (almost 5) I still feel like its good to answer her cries. Especially if she isn't calming down on her own. Everything is new to her, and new can be scary.
I know a point will come when it isn't in my childs best interest for me to coddle them every time. When they need to be more independent. But I don't believe that is now, and maybe for a year. And I don't think it should be done by ignoring them, or repeating "chill" a dozen times from across the room.
Yes, I'm overwhelmed and frustrated I can't put my daughter down for 30 seconds to pee. But I think its just a phase and my daughters limited experience with 'not mom' people has made her not trust people. (Especially mil and her 'baby whisperer' friends. They can't even look at the baby without her crying.)
But I'm being blamed for 'projecting negative feelings', hogging my baby, avoiding socializing, and pushing my introvertness on her... And the more I hear it the more I wonder if I'm in the wrong.
Is it a phase? Is it my fault? Can it be helped? If I'm wrong, what can I do to fix it? If I'm not wrong, how do I explain to my 'fact and logic' fiance that being her support now isn't guaranteed to make her a 'velcro teen'.
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2023.05.31 09:18 Throwawayy29126 Give way or no

Give way or no
Supposing I have If there’s someone far away but walking on the road do I give way or just turn left immediately?I scared if I go even the pedestrian reach me in time,they say immediate failure.And if I don’t go ,they might say I’m road hogging.My instructor told me to just go but idk if I can trust him cuz he say stuff like if zebra crossing if you are on left side and someone cross right and has passed 3/4 of the pavement and haven’t reach platform yet then just go.Cuz I have a friend who said his bbdc instructor told him can do something for tp test,and in the test he did it right at the end of the test when about to come back bbdc and the tester said “cannot ,u failed”And this type of scenarios is damn sucky cuz u can pass one but differences in opinion between instruction and tester cause you to waste a ducky on of money.Is like the driving test is already hard enough and need to focus onto it fully but yet I’m still worrying about whether what my instructor teach me is correct or not,it’s quite pitiful and I find it really hard to stop my anxiety regarding this topic.
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2023.05.29 05:32 Resident_Loan3983 What can I do to help reverse/reduce impact of dementia my grandfather is currently experiencing?

My grandfather, (78, M) is currently experiencing what we think is dementia. Doctor’s in our locality haven’t really been of much help. We live in a developing nation. There are basic things available, but in all honesty, it’s as if there’s a lack of knowledge in dealing with such things.
He’s not only forgetting things but just bringing up random conversations from the past. He had expressed concerns about this before. That he was “forgetting himself” as he put it. So, I tried to do my best by sitting and chatting with him about current affairs and interesting topics he liked. I didn’t know how else to deal with it. I really thought having brain stimulating conversation would help. I am a full time double major student, and m constantly busy with work and school…and life’s been tough…so I am not able to visit him as much so i had talked it over with my mom and younger brother, if they could please chat with him from time to time so he doesn’t feel so alone with his thoughts.
IT’s been difficult getting doctor’s to visit him, as it’s been difficult to get him to the hospital because he’s a stroke patient and bedridden. His only care-taker is my mom, so it’s been tough. Apart from that, there’s been som every upsetting incidents in the family that i fear have upset him and put pressure on his mind and led to what it is right now.
HE doesn’t want to sleep, he keeps calling for random people and then he admits he knows where they are but he just wants to call and has nothing to do. Other than that, at times, he really doesn’t knw and forgets. he keeps himself awake by using his good hand (the other hand a bit weak from the stroke ) to fiddle with things like banging on the wall and fiddling with the door. It breaks my heart seeing him like this. I dont know what there is that we can do to lessen the impacts or reverse them , or help him regain sense of reality. Just some background, my granddad has no family history of this sort of thing. His father passed at age 96, very sound of mind and only a little forgetful, while his sister passed at 105, the same. My granddad has always been strong and sound of mind through his whole life and very active. He’s been a stroke patient for almost ten years now, suffering about 4 minor strokes which the doctor says was just due to stress.
He had slowly adapted to not being able to move around but did not like really like it much. He doesn’t quite like it much. Every now and then, he brings up how he doesn’t like how people think he’s crazy and that he’s just bored with nothing to do, or that he’s forgetting things and doesn’t like it. It’s really hard seeing him like this, but I’m not sure what to do.
All these dementia like experiences are very recent. He'd gradually say random things before and my mom would chalk-it-up to him being looney but really, she's a conversation hog, and he was actually commenting on a conversation we were having before she'd walk into the room. Little incidents like that. So him being this bad, like random ramblings and whatnot is quite new. He'd never get the chance to talk before and converse since he had no one to talk to, and was left at home from time to time from what he used to tell me (as I don't live with them). So, I really don't believe he should be experiencing this at all and this is the impact of posssible stress and neglect. HE had constantly spoken about how he felt like he was a burden and just felt alone, and now this is happening, I don't really know how to help him at this point or understand how this could have happened. Just two to three months ago he was completely fine and having sound conversation. Is this supposed to happen ? Is this normal?
Are there any forms of medication or maybe natural treatment that could help him? What can I do to help him?
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78, M . Around 50kg-70kg. He was arnd 6ft 2 but now, it's like he's shrunk. So it really feels like 5ft 6 now
Medication: Enalapril, SImvastatin, Amlodipine and currently Diazapam.
Country: Fiji. Race: Rotuman (Ethnic Polynesian similar to Wallisan)
Doesn't smoke, drink or any of the sorts.
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